An OSU superlative: no one opts like a Bucknut opts. Period.
Sep 16, 2020, 8:13 PM
In a world longing to opt and opt alike, one opter stands above all other opters. The zenith of all opting crests in Columbus, OH - no opters can opt with the likes of those opters. All who would dream to opt as they opt can only hope to opt well enough to one day be counted among the rarest and purest of opting opters.
EDIT: You may be wondering whether the Nutnecklaces are better at opting in or opting out. That’s exactly what they’re best at, in fact - the subterfuge and mystery of binary opting. I mean, we’re talking about opting that’s so optious that their fully intended in-opting is completely perceived as out-opting, and vice versa! The psychology of it all cannot begin to be apprehended by an average mind. That’s pinnacle opting for ya, boys and girls.