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As we all wait for the game - here’s some wisdom for you
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As we all wait for the game - here’s some wisdom for you


Jan 8, 2020, 6:39 AM

Wisdom From an Old Jewish Man

A journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So the journalist went to check it out at the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. The journalist watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, the journalist approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm a journalist doing an article. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man. I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a 5*€#!%& wall."

Message was edited in an effort to remove any political or personal bias. Sorry, in the interest of humor, the religious reference(s) were retained. The main character’s gender, age and religion were also retained but do not imply any negative (or positive) connotations.


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Whatever choice(s) you make makes you. Choose wisely.


Re: As we all wait for the game - here’s some wisdom for you


Jan 8, 2020, 7:38 AM

You mean she's not from FOX?

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FIFY (I think)


Jan 8, 2020, 7:59 AM

Is that better? ??

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Re: As we all wait for the game - here’s some wisdom for you


Jan 8, 2020, 10:23 AM

I'm not sure how I feel about jokes with disclaimers.

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