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A guy is driving around in the mountains of North Carolina
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Jan 31, 2024, 11:36 AM
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and he sees a sign in front of a broken-down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale. He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice-looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down.I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Then, I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the owner says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff’.
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Re: A guy is driving around in the mountains of North Carolina
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:01 PM
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That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!!
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Haha, I know that guy
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:13 PM
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That must be AFDAWG or Bulldog
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:17 PM
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AFDAWG®, Bulldog 
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Excellent clean joke!!
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:19 PM
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+1
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Re: A guy is driving around in the mountains of North Carolina
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:25 PM
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I needed that!!!
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POTD?
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Jan 31, 2024, 1:38 PM
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Could be in the running for POTD.
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LOL....Hilarious and a good one to repeat!***
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Re: LOL....Hilarious and a good one to repeat!***
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The same guy stop at another farm down the road and asked the farmer if any of his animals talked. The farm said yes, my mule talks. The mule heard them and walked over and said, "I can talk but don't much, the farmer works me too hard and is short on the oats at feed time." Then his cow spoke up and said, ' I can talk too, but he comes out every morning and milks me with cold hands and doesn't give me enough hay." About then one of his sheep walks up and the farmer blurts out, "That sheep can talk but she lies!'
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I knew that can't be true
Feb 1, 2024, 11:23 AM
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because I had the only multi-lingual spy dog and he died.
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