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An Offensive Analyst is Just a Nerd Riding with the Big Boys
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An Offensive Analyst is Just a Nerd Riding with the Big Boys

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Jul 19, 2023, 11:40 AM

If I were Dabo, I would have put the job on Indeed or ZipRecruiter instead of looking at has-beens. There are a lot of nerds with pocket protectors out there who could provide a more cerebral approach to this offensive analyst position. There is some kid out there who work all day analyzing every blade of grass, every step in a route and the smell of all OL farts. They would all be put into a spreadsheet and calculated for the best possible scenarios.

I feel like Chad Morris will be the type to come in late every day, take long lunches, then leave early on Fridays. All his coworkers will say, “How the heck does Chad have so much vacation?”

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Jul 19, 2023, 11:47 AM

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An Offensive Analyst is Just a Nerd Riding with the Big Boys
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If I were Dabo, I would have put the job on Indeed or ZipRecruiter instead of looking at has-beens. There are a lot of nerds with pocket protectors out there who could provide a more cerebral approach to this offensive analyst position. There is some kid out there who work all day analyzing every blade of grass, every step in a route and the smell of all OL farts. They would all be put into a spreadsheet and calculated for the best possible scenarios.

I feel like Chad Morris will be the type to come in late every day, take long lunches, then leave early on Fridays. All his coworkers will say, “How the heck does Chad have so much vacation?”

ALL YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS THAT SOME OF THESE PEOPLE TYPE STUFF JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY. UNFORTUNATELY WE ALL SAW HOW THE LAST ELECTION WENT. THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SERIOUS WITH THE IDIOCY THEY TYPE.

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Good thing you're not Dabo

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Jul 19, 2023, 12:19 PM

You probably shouldn't quit your day job, either.

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Jul 19, 2023, 1:17 PM

Good thing nobody cares what you think.

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