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Hall of Famer [21986]
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you gaybois thought my storage unit was pricey?
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Feb 6, 2024, 11:54 AM
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Story Time.........
So when we had our first, my MIL was adamant about getting these fancy pictures taken for a "panel". At the time, people were buying robots like crazy, making more money then we could spend, drowning in being a new dad, yada yada yada....never thought anything of it.
One of the pictures at the 9 month mark is this 9 picture panel of a bunch of different expressions. It's a neat photo, ngl, and the oldest's is hung up in the hallway.
Naturally, when #2 came along, we committed to doing the same pictures, same photographer, etc.
My wife picked up the 9 picture panel of dawghater2baby #2 Saturday morning. Lost in the shuffle of family drama, getting house ready for party, etc. I did not notice the CC bill or charges. Nor did my wife tell me.
Punchline:
I had a one thousand, nine hundred dollar charge on the Amex to Mr. Fancy Pants Photographer in Green Hills.
NINE
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COTTAMUTHAFRACKING DOLLHAIRS
needless to say this knocked me out of my ####### chair, right?
immediately call wife (working upstairs)
Wife: Why are you calling me?
Me:
This economy is going to absolute ####### #### and we can't be spending no nineteenhundreed godam dollars on a mother ####### picture. Hell I can buy a nikon 4,005,069 and take pictures for a lifetime cheaper than this. what the god ddamn #### are you thinking
wife:
baby #2 needs same pics as baby #1
I might go buy a ############ storage unit and just move in that ############
FYMFT:
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Heisman Winner [105705]
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lol, just lol at $1900 for Glamor Shots
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Oct 27, 2020, 11:02 AM
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You ABSOLUTELY do not have to do the same for all kids, you can treat the younger one(s) worse. I keep trying to get this through my wife's head.
If kid #1 needs new shoes, that doesn't mean we need to buy three pairs of shoes. If kid #1 gets a $1900 photo shoot at Glamor Shots, kid #2 can get some iPhone pictures taken. It's about balance.
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Hall of Famer [21986]
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You're into something here
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:27 PM
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My wife is the youngest.
She's adamant about making everything equal
So I blame you
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All-In [40353]
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in his defense
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:07 PM
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It's a lot harder to make things equal when you have 6 kids
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Heisman Winner [105705]
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Heisman Winner [135687]
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I could have saved you some money.
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:04 PM
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An original, one-of-a-kind RH Tig hand-drawn portrait is only $1249.99.
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Holy Mothra......
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:27 PM
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So lifelike......
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Oculus Spirit [79451]
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That's not much less than we paid for wedding pictures, and I was mad
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:09 PM
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about that. The new iPhones take some amazing pictures, would recommend. I was kinda peeved my wife went and bought all new bat, glove, etc. just for tball....but at least those are tangible items he can use moving forward. Pictures not so much.
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All-In [40353]
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but the memories.....
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:08 PM
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--every wife ever
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Correct me if I'm wrong but your wife is the one that pushed you guys to
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:11 PM
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fly right?
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Hall of Famer [21986]
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You're correct
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:19 PM
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Although this is difficult to admit, it was the right call.
Poor execution of strategy, that notwithstanding, right call
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Oculus Spirit [75784]
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Is that just 9 pictures or some
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:13 PM
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crazy frame to go with it? I feel like just in Tigernet and wherever TOTE1 is, we could have done this for less. Sure, the bar tap when I delivered it may get out of hand, but not that bad.
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Hall of Famer [21986]
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Includes frame
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:18 PM
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And to be completely fair, we have 3. One for MIL, my mom and us
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In searching for more recent pictures of Tina Majorino I discovered
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:34 PM
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she's the little girl from Waterworld.
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Oculus Spirit [97803]
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Whew. I feel your pain. I have thought semi-seriously about
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:18 PM
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building a 10x16ft 4-foot elevated platform with pressure-treated wood, down by the creek behind our house, slapping up some pre-fab insulated shed, and running a drop cord from the house to the new "cabin". Kids would have a blast in it. Internet would work there. Electricity. Fire pit right outside. I'd only have to come in to drop a deuce or take a shower. And even then in the summer I could bathe in the creek, minus the sewage runoff and pesticides. Oh, and the neighbors calling the cops on a naked man in the creek.
Not there yet, but wife hasn't tried to have a $1900 set of photos taken of our kids. We've done $400 before. Tops. That bill might send me down to the creek.
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Oculus Spirit [75784]
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Oh you'll need an impact survey for that.***
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:23 PM
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Oculus Spirit [76403]
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Whenever I tell my wife we are spending too much
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:23 PM
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She says I’m just living in scarcity mode and everything is fine. The dryer mother board was fried and we had to get a new one. $50 to haul off the old one, I said #### that I can haul it away for like $4 in gas. But was met w resistance of why can’t we just pay them to take it…
TL R I’m saving the $50 and taking care
of it myself.
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Oculus Spirit [97803]
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All great, unless you make $80/hr.***
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75784]
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While I use this logic sometimes, it doesn't always hold water.
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:43 PM
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I try to use it to get out of yard work, but it isn't like the company is paying me during the time I'd do the yard work.
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And you #### up your back and smash a brakelight loading it into the car
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:43 PM
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and then the dump only accepts appliances every other Tuesday so you ride around with a gotdang dryer in the car for three weeks before you can take it and you complain to your therapist about it so they yank your CWP and then the Tigers blow a lead at CH and lose by three and you flip out and move into a shed you just built yourself down by the lake and one night your wife comes in unannounced and catches you playing snake games.
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That sounds about right. MsSlac required fancy black and whites
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:22 PM
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of the babbies and I got the same treatment. I knew it was gonna be bad when we went to the photographer’s/artist’s home and it was a mansion on a hill…and Mobile ain’t got that many hills. That was 20 years ago, had to go back 3 years later for the next babby. I’ve almost forgiven her.
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Hall of Famer [21986]
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I said no wonder this mother
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:24 PM
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Fudger has a big ### house in green hills
Rethinking my career path
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Oculus Spirit [75784]
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Y'all gotta stop trying to keep up with the Jones and hire
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:44 PM
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people who play the 11 am Wednesday shift at the Bluebird, they are poor and will work for cheap just to spend one more week up there chasing the dream.
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Me could have done it for $1800.....
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:24 PM
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For a Lounger rate. I have all the equipment
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For $7 I'll come over and take pigs of baby
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:28 PM
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and wife
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She obviously didn't get the memo.
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:40 PM
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We have north of 16,000 pictures and videos of our boy from 15 years ago. Probably dropped that down to a more manageable several thousand for the middle child, but she still did pretty well. Youngest probably has 4 or 5 grainy pics on a flip phone in a drawer somewhere.
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Oculus Spirit [81149]
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I was #4, and certainly, and accident.
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:05 PM
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A friend of mine recently asked me if their are any pics of me when i was in high school...I thought about it, and all I could think of was in my high school yearbooks..that I threw out when I moved to Clemson 8 years ago.
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wifeof can do all that on a mobile device***
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Feb 6, 2024, 12:42 PM
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You guys make being an evolutionary dead end sound marvelous
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:04 PM
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Thank you.
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Oculus Spirit [81149]
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I watched this the other day and made me think about that.
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:18 PM
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Its not so much the subject of the video, but the description of when she dies @3:58 until the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEpFVz5vVVM
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Lot o points [156052]
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Bruh. Why you going to green hills for photos
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:26 PM
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If you need some good local folks that are priced in American dollars and not pesos, lmk.
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Hall of Famer [21986]
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As i sit here, right meow, with my $1900 model
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:35 PM
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1 yrs old petree dish in the pediatricians office in green hills....
IDFK
Symptom of marrying someone raised here I reckon
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Lot o points [156052]
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You married a Green Hills girl?
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:43 PM
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Say no more. Harpeth Hall?
It all makes sense now—flying to Hilton head, etc.
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Well you can keep at it and prove to her that you are right
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Feb 6, 2024, 1:59 PM
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and never get laid again.
After two babbies, this might not be a bad angle to play.
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