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Diary of a Mange Boarder.....
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Diary of a Mange Boarder.....


Mar 26, 2008, 11:24 AM

Dear Diary,

I woke up this morning and turned on the news to find that another Gamecock player was arrested. It makes me feel so much better about myself when I see college kids from a rival school getting arrested. I hurriedly logged into TigerNet to post the story. I did not realize 20 other people like myself had already posted it. A bunch of folks replied with "Germans". I'm not sure what that means, but I think they were calling me a Nazi. It really hurt my feelings. The real Nazi's are in that Lounge place.

I put on my orange colored glasses and hopped in my car to go to work. I had Drive-Thru duty today. I would much rather work the french fry station with Bravo. While working the Drive-Thru, however, I had a life changing experience. A woman, handing me her money,actually grazed my hand. I can't believe I finally made contact with a woman!!! I got into a heated debate with a co-worker about whether or not Clemson was the greatest at everything in the ultraverse. I then proceeded to shout the arrest record of every player on the Gamecock roster at Bravo. I love living vicariously through the arrests of rival football players!

I come home to an empty house, again. I was going to go out drinking with some friends, but then I realized I don't have any. Oh well, there's always TigerNet for me! I spend a few hours talking out my ### about topics i don't understand while people that call themselves "Lungers" scoff at me. Why are they so brutal?!?!?!?

I take off my orange tinted glasses for the night and head to bed. I curl up next to a cardboard cutout of Danny Ford and have wet dreams about our team in the 80's.

And so begins a new day....

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