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Oculus Spirit [82147]
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Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:21 PM
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Who wins in a cage match?
I know Don is small and wiry, but that guy just has a sneaky feel about him. Imagine when they bump gloves before the first bell, and Don whispers, "You better gird your loins buster, you got a fight on your hands." Then to start off, he intentionally sweeps Todd's bum knee, followed by dropping a bony elbow on that fat face, then a vise-like fist full of Todd's unmentionables. No doubt, when Todd taps out, singing like a ten year soprano before the end of first round, he wouldn't be wearing that typical smug look on his face.
Of course, I could be wrong, but this may be exactly what's needed ahead of the annual coot game if we're going to keep this so-called rivalry interesting.
Thoughts?
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:22 PM
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:23 PM
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:25 PM
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 1:37 PM
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What does Adam Schiff have to do with this thread?
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Well, just how big an ole boy is he?
Nov 21, 2019, 12:26 PM
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:32 PM
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CGI generated results. Don's left hook would be the difference for sho.
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 12:39 PM
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Munson's left is lethal.
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Re: Don Munson vs. Todd Ellis
Nov 21, 2019, 1:24 PM
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that's pretty funny!
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Ellis would win . . . Don would take the early rounds . . .
Nov 21, 2019, 2:34 PM
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but out of desperation Ellis would pull out a pack of Duracell's and 12 pack of Dasani's and finish Don off. Nice try Don, but never provoke a gamecock with your pre-fight celebrations!
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Personally, I think Wee Todd’s manager, Tommy Suggs, secretly has a key to the cage...
Nov 21, 2019, 2:45 PM
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And when the ref is distracted, he’ll hit Don over the head with a metal folding chair and them sonzovbeetches will cheat their way to victory. It’s how dem coots operate!
~JKB
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Depends on if Ellis pulls out an empty liquor bottle and
Nov 21, 2019, 4:14 PM
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smashes Don over the noggin wid it.
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