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"Fail at all cost" A 2015 review of scar athletics
May 26, 2015, 5:10 PM
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"They play in the toughest division, in the toughest league in that nation- I don't think Spurrier wins the SEC or the national title. I don't care if he coaches here 400 years!" -Lee Corso One year at a time Lee. One at a time. Grab your popcorn and get ready to laugh.
January 1st- Tough start to the year as the scar crimson tide lose to Ohio St. No vicarious title again this year.
January 2nd- Columbia Walmarts swamped with bama tshirt returns in exchange for UK hoops shirts.
January 6th- Ruh roh, Arden Key decommits. But that's ok, they claim they didn't really want him.... "we have a loaded class at DL, and Key is too light at 230 to be an every down DE for us, perhaps he wanted to go somewhere where there was less competition." DO WHAT?!
January 12th- LB Kaiwan Lewis to leave scar
January 12th- DE Mason Harris also leaves scar
January 12th- Highly rated OL to scar?! Not a chance, Paris Palmer enrolls at PSU.
January 16th- Another gets away as former OL commit Austin Clark enrolls at VTech.
January 16th- Oh no! Mark Fields visits Clemson!
January 19th- Mark Fields committs to Clemson...
January 25th- Doh! OL prospect Sam Madden commits to UGA.
January 26th- Kane Whitehurtst transfers.
January 27th- K.J. Brent transfers.
January 30th- Former coot LB Lance Laury arrested for stolen car and two counts of stolen goods. He was operating a chop shop. http://www.wistv.com/story/27985251/former-gamecock-arrested-on-chop-shop-charges
February 2 2015- This was a perhaps the best day of the year! We learned that "Zach Bailey has all-sec written all over him." per Phil Kornblut. Also, we learned that the McCloud guy might not be headed to Clemson also via Phil. Let's not also forget Phil was right on his commitment day projection as well "News not expected to be good tonight for Clemson with McCloud." Boy, that Phil knows his stuff.
February 2nd- CB target Damon Arnette decommits.
February 4th- Damon Arnette commits to Ohio St. -DE prospect Chauncey Rivers signs with UGA -LB Davon Durant heads to AzSt - DT Jozie Milton heads to TCU -DB Jaire Alexander to UofL
February 5th- Shooting at new school of public health. Ironic? February 9th- Oh no! Humble pie as lady ##### lose to UConn 62-87.
February 9th- Jon Hoke named co-defensive coordinator and play-caller. Hoke was a DB coach for the Chicago Bears who finished 30th in pass D. Great hire guys...
February 13th- Baseball season opens. They still got that to look forward too, right? Things will get better? No, coots lose to CofC 6-3.
February 13th- Shameik Blackshear arrested for petit larceny.
February 18th- DL Blake McClain leaves school.
February 18th- LB Marquis Roberts leaves school.
February 22nd- Joey Logano wins the Daytona 500, and he lived in GA once, and that's sec country so therefore that's a win for the sec! Way to go Joey! Go Cawks!
February 23rd- former commit Michael Bowman arrested for theft at a NC Walmart. "On the footage a man was seen using bolt cutters to cut a hole through the fence in the garden section of the Walmart. The man was seen going back into the store, gathering items and then pushing them through the hole out of the store."
February 27th- Baseball vs Clemson! Oops, 11-4 loss.
March 1st- A classic way to start off a month as Victor Hampton was jailed for DWI, speeding, wreckless driving and open container. In fairness, he was only doing 100 in a 55 zone... Investigators said two other men were passengers in Hampton’s vehicle and attempted to hide their weapons under the front passenger seat before the trooper approached them.
March 2nd- Game 3 vs Clemson for the series! Woops, 7-0 Tigers...
March 3rd- Shameik Blackshear's first court date. Going to trial, didn't have to appear. TBA.
March 4th- Another fitting gem for the clowns, check out Kyle Markway's pic- http://247sports.com/Player/Kyle-Markway-33290/Feeds
March 5th- Major power outage on campus. Finger painting classes canceled.
March 7th- Well, everybody makes mistakes, right? A thief wearing a Gamecocks hat was caught on camera brazenly picking out a $600 Dewalt Drill Combo Pack from the Martinez, GA Lowe’s and leaving the store without paying. Authorities say the man may have been driving a Dodge Ram truck with a South Carolina tag. A disguise you ask? Not hardly...
March 17th- Demetris Summers trial for possesion of crack with intent to distribute and possesion of a weapon is delayed.
March 24th- Robbery on campus at "Upper Roost Parking Lot." Gosh, I bet that's the first and last time, right....
March 26th- DE Dexter Wideman misses practice again for missing classes.
April 2nd- Well, cameras are everywhere nowadays. Everybody knows that, right? Wrong. A scar student apparently thought it would be a good idea to write a racial slur on a "white board" during a class. The impending picture of the said action went viral on Twitter. Bless her little heart.
April 3rd- One less QB as Brendan Nosovitch transfers.
April 4th- The student who wrote the slur is suspended. UGA, Auburn, and Bama are possible transfer spots.
April 4th- Doom and gloom hits as UK loses in hoops, no vicarious title this year.
April 4th- Lady cawks in Final Four!
April 5th- Lady cawks out of Final Four... parade and national holiday imminent.
April 9th- The Masters Tournament starts. Will Dustin Johnson bring another vicarious title to sec country? We'll see.
April 21st- Get me outta here! Hoopster Demetrius Henry to transfer from men's basketball team.
April 30th- Former sec player charged with murdering his girlfriend's son. Former LSU and scar player Steven Singleton arrested by Gwinnett Co Police for felony murder and first degree cruelty to a child. According to police, Singleton laid out his version of what happened that night: Tye was sitting in a chair eating while Singleton was in another room. He heard a thump and then saw Tye on the floor. Tye was unresponsive with his eyes rolled back in his head. When he was carrying Tye to the bathroom, he accidentally hit Tye's head on the wooden door frame. Police say that version of events did not match the child's injuries. The child was put on life support but did not survive.
May 5th- A scar student arrested after her roommates set up a camera and caught her spitting and putting window cleaner in their food. Hayley King is facing charges of unlawful, malicious tampering with human drug product or food. She could face 20 years on the Class C felony charge.
May 5th- Major gas leak in downtown cootlumbia as streets are evacuated and blocked. Unfortunately we weren't lucky enough to have a smoker nearby.
May 5th- Ain't nobody got time for that! Two more hoops players ask to for a release from the men's team.
May 11th- "You are the weakest link." The Houston Texans have had enough and release D.J. Swearinger. Here's a great article bashing him- http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans/2015/05/swearingers-release-puts-texans-2013-draft-class-in-the-red/#32862101=0
May 12th- Some JUCO scar commit Ulric Jones takes to Twitter with a bit of a guarantee to rough up Deshaun Watson. Right, cause talking helped them last year too? Look, none of us have ever heard of you and this will probably be the last time we ever do. Deshaun is a household name after last season. Pipe down tough guy.
May 13th- Darth Visor- "We're not pursuing Everett Golson." Well of course not steve, you've never had a black QB unless he was forced into immediate action. And don't act like you have a QB on campus that compares to him or could best him. But that's none of my business... I'm just here to witness the rest of this downfall.
May 19th- FIRE SOMEBODY! Cootlumbia on fire as baseball team loses in round one of conference tourney. No post season?
May 19th- "Doh!" Tevin Mack to scar? Not hardly. Mack heads to UT to play for Shaka Smart.
May 23rd- Head for the hills! Three baseball players to leave scar baseball program after a disaster of a season. Two of the three, shortsthop Jordan Gore and catchers Logan Koch, combined to start 75 games last season.
May 24th- "You serious Clark?" scar baseball team doesn't make post season. LOL! Now officially a women's hoops school.
May 24th- Carl Edwards brings one home for sec country and wins the left turn 500 in Charlotte! Since Edwards has ties to Columbia, MO he brings home a vicarious title for the conference. Banners, parade, and day of honor soon to follow...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RlmGkyIbKw&spfreload=10
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Re: "Fail at all cost" A 2015 review of scar athletics
May 26, 2015, 7:41 PM
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POTD!!!!!!
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Re: "Fail at all cost" A 2015 review of scar athletics
May 26, 2015, 7:52 PM
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They are such a pile .
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Quite a year for that school in the middle of the state.
May 26, 2015, 7:50 PM
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Outstanding work! Bravo good sir.
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Re: "Fail at all cost" A 2015 review of scar athletics
May 26, 2015, 7:52 PM
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You Obviously had a lot of time, but good job. Complete coverage
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It's all hilarious and fun except the
May 26, 2015, 7:54 PM
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shooting at the school of health part. That went too far (saying a lot for me because I hate the coots more than anyone)
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That beautiful blond on the right @ 53 sec mark...
May 27, 2015, 12:14 AM
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is my daughter. She isn't a gamecock fan. She was raised a Tiger and nothing anyone can ever do will change that. She's daddy's Miss Baby.
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