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Folks who use the Hitachi Wand
Oct 20, 2021, 2:31 PM
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Do you find that the vibrations are too harsh for the female Clint?
Just purchased the Wand Plus (previously known as the Hitachi), with 4 settings for my old lady. Even on the lowest setting, wife says "heck no". I think her actual words were "I ain't putting that thing NEAR my slurge"
I put it on my taint on the highest setting out of curiosity and to show her that there was nothing to fear.
Damneer ruint me. Rattled 2 fillings loose, had me smelling colors and seeing double. I also may have developed vascular and neuromuscular issues in my wrist and hand, known as Hand-Arm Vibration syndrome, aka Raynaud's Syndrome.
It gives a decent back massage though, and my days of having air bubbles in my concrete are over.
Anybody want a once used Hitachi?
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Serious post is COMPLETELY serious
Oct 20, 2021, 2:35 PM
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jk, homeaux
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Re: Serious post is COMPLETELY serious
Oct 20, 2021, 2:39 PM
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I have read that the wand is a high-powered
Oct 20, 2021, 2:41 PM
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clitrubbing machine and therefore lots of ladies do not like them.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Sounds like I need this
Oct 20, 2021, 2:44 PM
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a 15A plug-in rheostat.
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yeah, might wanna pull back a bit on the HP
Oct 20, 2021, 2:44 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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That might work. She's used to 2-strokes in the bedroom.
Oct 20, 2021, 2:45 PM
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(I'm calling myself a quickshooter)
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ran one of those one summer at Catawba Nuclear plant
Oct 20, 2021, 3:36 PM
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construction, pouring pre-cast components. Get that thing wedged into the rebar frame, and it could shake some concrete on down.
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Re: Folks who use the Hitachi Wand
Oct 20, 2021, 2:48 PM
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HiTachi...well that ought to make things for Mrs. Fordt a LOT easier. She kept saying the handles were too far apart.
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That His and Hers model looks interesting.
Oct 20, 2021, 2:49 PM
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Do you have to put some sort spar urethane on those wooden handles?
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Re: That His and Hers model looks interesting.
Oct 20, 2021, 2:56 PM
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It's a good fit but it runs a bit hot after a while
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They do it in pron.
Oct 20, 2021, 2:53 PM
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Tell her to sack up and get your money's worth.
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duct tape that ##### to your fleshlight
Oct 20, 2021, 3:02 PM
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then use the handle with the vibratory motions.
YWIA
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you're one helluvan engineer***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:12 PM
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She needs a good warmup session.
Oct 20, 2021, 3:06 PM
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You don't just jump in the sack and go to town with that thing. Then start on low, and watch her keep stopping and increasing the power 
If you're dewin it doggie style, and she uses it while you take her to pound town from behind, it feels funny on your peen. Great for multiple Oh's while you're in the back door as well.
So I've been told.
This is all BS btw. I'm full of crap.
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We won't buy a massager without a kick-starter.***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:08 PM
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I guess I can try kicking starting the old lady.
Oct 20, 2021, 3:10 PM
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I hadn't thought of that.
Makes sense though... she occasionally has to pull-start me.
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Lot o points [156048]
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Try running a can of sea foam through it.***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:11 PM
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is that why there's aways foamy stuff on them when
Oct 20, 2021, 3:13 PM
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I see black dudes doing it in the internet videos?
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Oh, that's just Santorum.***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:22 PM
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Re: Oh, that's just Santorum.***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:49 PM
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Jesus, sounds like y'all are only a few weeks away from
Oct 20, 2021, 3:16 PM
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going full Richard Gere and asking for recommendations on pet stores with the biggest gerbils.
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lol.....next up, Rod Stewart "best stomach pump" poll.***
Oct 20, 2021, 3:17 PM
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