|
Replies: 16
| visibility 1
|
Orange Blooded [4367]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 2642
Joined: 7/14/11
|
Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 8:52 PM
|
|
Pickens county is reporting threat level garnet after several malnourished trolls escaped into the Clemson area today. Wildlife experts say that the cause of the outbreak is a lack of actual information and events for them to feed on.
Signs a troll is in the area include senseless questions thrown in the air, backing up claims with easily refutable facts that trolls will claim are absolute truth, and a propensity for sensitivity while hypocritically using ad hominem attacks.
Warning, these trolls are extremely malnourished and will latch onto anything given to them. Experts URGE spectators of these pitiful beasts to NOT FEED the trolls, as anything given to them will cause them to linger in the area and return for more. Please do your best to ignore these creatures, or they'll set up a pernanent habitat in this wonderful area.
|
|
|
|
 |
110%er [8244]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 7565
Joined: 1/1/11
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 9:02 PM
|
|
Never heard anyone try to explain a cockerel this way before----point
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [5737]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5984
Joined: 2/3/10
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 9:07 PM
|
|
Just shoot 'em
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2755]
TigerPulse: 97%
Posts: 3840
Joined: 5/22/07
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 10:12 PM
|
|
It's pronounced "choot 'em"
Also I thought "the outbreak" was caused by a lack of "institutional control"?
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [5776]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 4898
Joined: 6/27/03
|
Thanks for the warning, almost just stepped in the droppings***
Jul 21, 2012, 9:08 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [3405]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5216
Joined: 1/26/09
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 9:15 PM
|
|
Lol...point
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4625]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3379
Joined: 8/14/01
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 9:17 PM
|
|
Put up some powerlines, quick!
|
|
|
|
|
|
MVP [533]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 945
Joined: 9/23/08
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 9:32 PM
|
|
Dear Lord! There are coot droppings in my yard! Thats it, I'm getting the 9 mil.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4367]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 2642
Joined: 7/14/11
|
12 gauge
Jul 21, 2012, 9:57 PM
|
|
far more effective with pheasant
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [5249]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 7625
Joined: 3/5/12
|
I think of them more as ants
Jul 21, 2012, 10:01 PM
|
|
Better get the gas can
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4625]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3379
Joined: 8/14/01
|
Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 21, 2012, 10:07 PM
[ in reply to Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers ] |
|
Wait, why are coot droppings a response to my posting? I was referencing that great norwegian film trollhunter and am most definitely not a coot!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2755]
TigerPulse: 97%
Posts: 3840
Joined: 5/22/07
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [91927]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 45723
Joined: 10/18/09
|
Geez...but a bit funny too!! ***
Jul 21, 2012, 11:23 PM
|
|
Go TiGERs!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4367]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 2642
Joined: 7/14/11
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fan [51]
TigerPulse: 25%
Posts: 157
Joined: 6/24/12
|
Re: I think of them more as ants
Jul 22, 2012, 10:16 AM
|
|
"...gas can..."
Take THAT aquifer!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fan [51]
TigerPulse: 25%
Posts: 157
Joined: 6/24/12
|
Re: Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 22, 2012, 10:18 AM
|
|
"...Poisoned corn feed..."
Take THAT white tail deer!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [4367]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 2642
Joined: 7/14/11
|
Re: Re: Football Update: Trolls found near Tigernet servers
Jul 22, 2012, 10:53 AM
|
|
It's like dynamite in a lake
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 16
| visibility 1
|
|
|
50
