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Funny actual newspaper headlines.
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Funny actual newspaper headlines.

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Jan 30, 2024, 2:50 PM
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I laughed at these. They were copied in the body of an email.

Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police

Miracle Cure Kills Fitth Patient

Bridges Help People Cross Rivers

City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells

Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

Republicans Turned Off by Size of Obama’s Package.

And my favorite:

Study Shows Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After The Age of 25.

Go Tigers!! Beat Louisville!!

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Jan 30, 2024, 2:53 PM
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made me chuckle...TU

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And, that explains a lot about our media.***

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Those darn homicide victims . . .

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Jan 30, 2024, 3:18 PM
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ya ask them if they'll answer a few questions to help out w/ the investigation, and they just say "over my dead body!"

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Jan 30, 2024, 3:20 PM
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Fox Butterfield, is that you?

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Jan 30, 2024, 6:46 PM
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'##### pound Beavers.' ATL news headline by one of LightBulbbBill's old friends, I think LbB.

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