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All-In [46871]
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GITT with your suggestions for my side gig
Aug 17, 2022, 10:04 AM
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since I'm divesting myself of my extra curriculars after November. What can I do on the side to make some extra dough.
Loungy and serious answers apply but not realtor because I've already accomplished that.
FYT
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I will add my expertise:
1. CDL Class B license
2. Years experience listening to idiots without making a face
3. Can easily call somebody an ### hole without them knowing I'm calling them an ### hole
4. I can eat like 5 hotdogs in one sitting
5. No gag reflex
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Onlyfans***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:04 AM
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$5 for each dink picture. $20 to make it stop***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:18 AM
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You can always
Aug 17, 2022, 10:05 AM
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eat a #### for some extra cash
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Would you say you have a pretty mouth?***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:05 AM
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Russian troll farm***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:07 AM
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Heisman Winner [105735]
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Would you consider yourself a throat goat?
Aug 17, 2022, 10:07 AM
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Maybe if you practice ALOT, you could become one.
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Oculus Spirit [97823]
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gigalo***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:08 AM
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I hate to call you out on spelling, but...
Aug 17, 2022, 10:12 AM
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it's J-U-G-G-A-L-O
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Heisman Winner [105735]
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Is that even profitable? Seems like $5 to
Aug 17, 2022, 10:23 AM
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spit in someone's mouth or step on them takes a while to build real capital.
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You could hit the ground sniffing
Aug 17, 2022, 10:09 AM
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Heisman Winner [135748]
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Let's start with your skillset.
Aug 17, 2022, 10:10 AM
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Since 'expendability' is at the top of the list, I'm going to say drug mule for a Mexican cartel.
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I have a very shallow rectum***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [105735]
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for now***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:26 AM
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Re: GITT with your suggestions for my side gig
Aug 17, 2022, 10:11 AM
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Golf caddie
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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Start by cleaning up your property and taking all of that
Aug 17, 2022, 10:12 AM
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trash to the scrap yard. Then offer to do the same for your neighbors.
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Apparently scrap yard doesn't apply to scraps of lumber***
Aug 17, 2022, 10:19 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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No, just metal. Start by getting old water heaters from
Aug 17, 2022, 10:47 AM
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everyone's crawl space.
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I'm not a home wrecker. Donnie Baker would scissor kick
Aug 17, 2022, 10:33 AM
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me in the gizzard
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Oculus Spirit [81246]
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Oculus Spirit [81246]
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Presidential assassin?
Aug 17, 2022, 10:45 AM
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Aside from a gov't employee, that's the only (possibly) paying gig I can think of for a redneck communist.
Just think of Lee Harvey Oswald as your mentor.
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You say "no gag reflex", but maybe you just haven't found
Aug 17, 2022, 11:31 AM
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one long enough yet.
I got accused of not having a gag reflex out in the shop this morning. Everybody had a "ha ha" laugh, then I explained that I do, in fact, have a gag reflex, but that all of their dinks are too short to trigger it. hehe
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Can't one of your cousins pull some strings and get you on
Aug 17, 2022, 11:32 AM
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at the Waffle House ?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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line your truck bed with a tarp
Aug 17, 2022, 11:33 AM
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not the blue ones, spring the extra money for the brown or green , or even silver ones from harbor freight.
Buy a harbor freight sump pump or trash pump.
drive around sucking out peoples septic tanks. fill the stuff in your truck. drive down to the local boat ramp and drop your tailgate... boom done.
rinse and repeat (literally)
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Would love to watch him slam on brakes going 55
Aug 17, 2022, 12:29 PM
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with a good bed full of it.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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with the split back glass window wide open***
Aug 17, 2022, 1:05 PM
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Don't we go through this every year?
Aug 17, 2022, 11:54 AM
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The game where you say you're going to quit football, get a new job, transfer jobs, do something on the side, cook meth, sell liquor?
This is boring, now.
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apply to be one of them new 87K gun-totin' IRS agents
Aug 17, 2022, 1:09 PM
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I look forward to the Reality-TV show featuring those guys.
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