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Heisman Winner [119767]
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GITT…Wise sayings passed down in your familia
Dec 15, 2022, 9:09 AM
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My dad told me:
“ Don’t do ANYTHING too good the first time if you don’t want to be doing it forever”……..
He also said, “That as useless as tids on a boar hog”
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Heisman Winner [136076]
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Granny told me quite often
Dec 15, 2022, 9:13 AM
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Boy, you’re fixing to schyatt and fall back in it
She was pretty much always right too
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All-In [42911]
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Hands above the covers!***
Dec 15, 2022, 9:13 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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it's colder than
Dec 15, 2022, 9:15 AM
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a well diggers a s s
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All-TigerNet [11211]
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…and hotter’n a two dolla pistol.***
Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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it's colder than
Dec 15, 2022, 9:24 AM
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a witch's titty
my dad had a lot of "colder than" sayings
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All-In [47893]
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Don't f### up***
Dec 15, 2022, 9:19 AM
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All-In [46832]
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"What the #### are you doing? Shine the god #### flash light
Dec 15, 2022, 9:20 AM
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where I'm working"
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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"Can you see?
Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM
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Yeah neither can I!"
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Heisman Winner [135636]
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Heisman Winner [119767]
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Dad also said, in a humorous way when surprised…
Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM
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“Shid fire, save matches”
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My grandmother's saying too***
Dec 15, 2022, 9:30 AM
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Lot o points [155981]
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can't polish a turd***
Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85359]
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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt every time he
Dec 15, 2022, 9:23 AM
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hopped.
A good place to relieve stress is your sister's bedroom.
That girl made my #### so hard I couldn't shut my eye lids.
My pekr so hard you could smell it all the way in *town redacted.
I'd like to smack her in the ### with a sack of nuts.
Man, my uncle sure was a perv.
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110%er [5791]
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Be careful who's toes you step on today...
Dec 15, 2022, 9:29 AM
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They may be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
- Dad (RIP)
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Heisman Winner [138007]
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The thorough bird never gets the worm.
Dec 15, 2022, 9:43 AM
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My great grandpappy Obed used to say that.
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough***
Dec 15, 2022, 10:03 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Your dad was Roger Alan Wade?
Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM
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"Too fat to fly" is also another life lesson in a song.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Never break more than one law at a time.
Dec 15, 2022, 10:13 AM
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, don't name it after me.
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CU Medallion [56106]
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean
Dec 15, 2022, 10:22 AM
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they're not out to get you.
If I had kids or grandkids, I'd instill these very important words of wisdom:
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"Always bring a bucket."
Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM
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Dad was an A/C man. So a bucket was a place for your tools, and a place for your ass.
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It ain't funny
Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM
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but you might as well laugh...
RIP Pops
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What do you want? A furlined ivitation?***
Dec 15, 2022, 10:46 AM
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If it weren't for all the idiots in the world, I would only
Dec 15, 2022, 10:49 AM
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be average.
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All-In [43781]
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Amo el canto del cenzontle pájaro de 400 voces, amo el color
Dec 15, 2022, 11:09 AM
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del jade, y el enervante perfume de las flores, pero amo más a mi hermano, el hombre
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Echarle mucha crema a sus tacos***
Dec 15, 2022, 11:12 AM
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