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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 9, 2016, 11:02 PM
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Not a single player worth putting on the poster.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 11, 2016, 11:29 PM
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The aint worth putting on it either.
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That old Florida Gators poster is priceless
Apr 10, 2016, 1:26 AM
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Love the write up:
Central Florida. A graphic designer on deadline stews in the night. The marijuana ran out hours ago. Cocaine, vacuumed up in a fit just after lunch, and now a barely remembered blip on the radar. A plastic handle of Popov Vodka sits half-consumed on the table; crushed Red Bull cans litter the room. There's bath salts, and he's heard you can smoke those in a pinch. The hallucinations were horrendous, but he was desperate.
He smokes the bath salts.
Three hours later and one terrifying spiritual journey later, a bioluminescent alligator stares and nods at him from the plaster of the ceiling. The Alligator speaks to him from a rippling portal in the popcorn ceiling, leaning on its edge like a child looking out a schoolbus window. An image on the screen floats in front of him.
"You did well, bro. So very well. Now let's go steal copper piping from air conditioners I demand it as your new god and then let's stop by Checkers and order some sushi. They don't have sushi at Checkers. You will instead settle for a Baconzilla. This is the point of this spiritual exercise."
He nods at the glowing eyes. He agrees, because that is all there is left to do besides hit "Send" on the email with the attachment he has just wrought out of pixels, bath salts, and blind fear of the Alligator God's retribution.
Will Muschamp's expression here is that of a C-grade martial arts protagonist who just heard the improbable name of the man who killed his sensei spoken: "SERGIO CHANG? WHO JUST SAID SERGIO CHANG?" It also looks like John Brantley and Demps are both carrying footballs on the same extremely confused play. This makes sense if you watched a single down of Florida's offense last year, where we could not have scored with two footballs and an extra blocker on the field.
The only one of them who can see the airbrush t-shirt demon sitting on the Swamp is the only smart person in the whole picture William Green, who is wisely fleeing the Mortal Kombat scenario unfolding behind him.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 10, 2016, 12:03 AM
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THAT has to the be the lamest schedule in the country. There are no decent teams until they play CLEMSON.
TAM lost all of their QB's UGA has a new coach, and he will suck IMO UT just can't seem to figure out how to win a game that they have locked up Mizzou sucks Vandy sucks UK sucks UF - uh - maybe they will be tough
Honestly, USUC could be 11-0 or 10-1 when they come to DV, and still not be ranked in the Top 40 as they will have NO QUALITY WINS.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 10, 2016, 10:37 AM
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You make the assumption that they have the talent to beat any of those teams. They didn't last year with more talent
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Team on the field is what counts, but that is one lame.....
Apr 10, 2016, 12:14 AM
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poster...not a good idea to put the new coach as the central point and focus ...where are the players ...has to be somebody worth putting on the poster, but i guess not ..lol
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Did they make an 80 foot version for WillyB???
Apr 10, 2016, 1:43 AM
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Haha
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Is the smoke from their dumpster fire of a program?***
Apr 10, 2016, 8:08 AM
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Things to Come for them inbreds(Smoking Poster)
Apr 10, 2016, 8:21 AM
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The C0cksuckers are going to get smoked all year long.....Hope they go 0-12
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He looks constipated.
Apr 10, 2016, 8:57 AM
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Maybe more fiber in the diet?
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I spy alot of L's on that schedule***
Apr 10, 2016, 10:36 AM
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A coach should only be on the poster
Apr 10, 2016, 12:20 PM
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if he is a part of a group that features his players as much as the coach. That poster highlights Muscramp's huge ego.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 11, 2016, 10:21 PM
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I think "Spurs Up" is when a chicken dies and lays flat on it's back with the legs in the air thus having its "spurs up" ....Or something like that.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 11, 2016, 10:44 PM
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Spurs Up fits the nature of their program quite perfectly! 0-5 start and perhaps two wins among their remaining foes! 2-8 would be about their due with Muscrap showing his true lack of ability. Spurrier must be wondering what the heck happened with the thought of actually having to promote this joke of a program, especially after his limited success for four seasons that mattered.
Go Tigers!
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 11, 2016, 5:08 PM
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Literally the only thing they have to sell. Poster is so telling.
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that's honestly awful
Apr 11, 2016, 5:11 PM
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regardless of what team it is. It's not a good picture, not a single player is featured and the color scheme is off.
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Re: Got a good laugh at the Coot Schedule Poster
Apr 11, 2016, 7:46 PM
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They are hurtin' like Murton for certain . That is one tangled up in blues kinda mess they got over there .
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89tiger® nailed it, he does look constipated.......roflmao***
Apr 11, 2016, 10:43 PM
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Damm John. I know SC is PC, but poster is truly transgender***
Apr 11, 2016, 11:24 PM
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