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I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 12:11 AM
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should do….unless disabled
1) Mow grass
2) Be able to throw a hay bail further than your 6” penile
3) Wash your car each week and apply ceramic coating to your ‘92 Chevy rims.
4) Purchase a car for your wife. Not meemaw
5) Be able to understand that you are a substitute teacher, not a “teacher” and attempt to make more than $17,234 a year.
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 7:01 AM
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I do cut my own grass again, I paid to Brandon do for a few years while he was in school earning money but I bought an electric mower so I’m sure that is a black mark in your book (love it, 3rd year with it, used for the first time the other day, dropped the battery in and got to it, no futzing around with oil, spark plugs, etc)
Does a 45 pound bag of dog food count? Haven’t been around hay in years but back in the day I tossed alfalfa from dawn to dark for days in a row to make beach trip money
A car is a tool, the only maintenance tools require is that which insures that it preforms when needed
Weekly washes and ceramic coating is a vanity activity
Real men marry women who can buy their own #### car (pretty sure you know and did that)
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 7:54 AM
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Well, you still bought the car for her even if she did give you the money.
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 7:19 AM
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1) Plow a field all day long
2) Catch Catfish from dusk til dawn
3) Make your own whisky and own smoke too
4) Grow tomatoes
5) Make homemade wine
6) Chew Beechnut
7) Own a .45
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Buy a dump truck load of mulch
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Mar 21, 2024, 7:48 AM
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And spread it
Operate a chain saw
And don’t worry about the chain cutting your arms off 😉
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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What about cutting your legs off?***
Mar 21, 2024, 2:48 PM
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I haven't mowed grass in over 20 years
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Mar 21, 2024, 8:31 AM
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And don't plan to any time soon.
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 8:36 AM
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1) Mow grass~~~~~ Yes
2) Be able to throw a hay bail further than your 6” penile~~~~ Yes, but height is more important than outward distance.
3) Wash your car each week and apply ceramic coating to your ‘92 Chevy rims.~~~~~yes, but takes too much time so I don't.
4) Purchase a car for your wife. Not meemaw~~~~LoL, no, never. Don't even co-mingle funds.
5) Be able to understand that you are a substitute teacher, not a “teacher” and attempt to make more than $17,234 a year.~~~~You now also suck of the tax dollar teat, but without that sweet sweet 4 months of vacation.
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6) Bang other dudes and it not be weird because you're just celebrating
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Mar 21, 2024, 8:44 AM
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each other's masculinity
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^^^^crass scok^^^^^***
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:11 AM
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Welp.
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:21 AM
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My wife cuts the grass. Why? Because she wants to.
Why TF would I throw a hay bail?
Ain't no F'ing way I'm washing my car weekly. Instead I run it through the auto wash about monthly.
Purchase a car for my wife? You are assuming she is broke and unable? Well, she ain't.
No real comment on substitute teachers other than a) they know what they are paid, and b) they ought not be taking photos of students.
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OK....
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:21 AM
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1 - I have no grass nor mower
2 - I do not live on a farm with cows (bovine or feminine)
3 - This is what Tiger Wash Express is for
4 - Been there, bought the RAM 1500
5 - Ennybody that says they sub for the $$ is FOS
HTH
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The number one thing men should do is
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:26 AM
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refuse to gatekeep masculinity based on arbitrary standards.
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Re: The number one thing men should do is
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Oculus Spirit [85339]
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Alright, that's enough for me today
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:33 AM
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great job guys
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boot *goofin
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:54 AM
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get it right
Nobody boot scoots anymore, Brooks and Dunn.
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Re: boot *goofin
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:59 AM
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i dicktate too much - GOOFIN
sorry dangle.
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Amen. The most masculine thing a guy can do is stay in his own lane
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and tend to his own affairs. The minute you start carping about what another man is doing automatically drops you to chick status.
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Unless we are talking about left lane squatters. Or dudes with dumb opinions
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:38 AM
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about barbecue or sports.
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Re: Yeah, that and perineum sunning
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Thank you for priv-checking me.
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:58 AM
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On behalf of middle school art teacher lesbians everywhere, I apologize.
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Lot o points [155972]
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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Don't need that point if I can get minions of the unhinged
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Mar 21, 2024, 2:51 PM
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to do my bidding.
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All-In [47799]
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I cut grass as a pre-teen and teen. why would I do that now?
Mar 21, 2024, 9:39 AM
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If I'm working, then I'm billing at my hourly rate. If I'm not working, I better be spending time with family and/or vacationing.
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Plus in Dilworth grass is a signal of squandered equity
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Mar 21, 2024, 9:44 AM
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and nobody wants that.
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not only that, like 1/2 of the houses have
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Mar 21, 2024, 11:12 AM
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AstroTurf in backyards. they would in the front too except historical district commission won't allow it
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ain't no way
Mar 21, 2024, 9:44 AM
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I'm spending my precious time off as a slave to a yard I do not care about
The money I spend on lawn and pool care is SO worth it. I choose to pursue fun in my time off
Also, my teenage daughter needs money, so she washes the car
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1) not give a #### what other people think of their choices
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Mar 21, 2024, 10:16 AM
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2) so long as their choices are legal(ish) and more or less kind ones.
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Get pregnant? Heard that one somewhere recently.***
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Re: Get pregnant? Heard that one somewhere recently.***
Mar 21, 2024, 11:10 AM
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Lot o points [155972]
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Im with you on the car wash.
Mar 21, 2024, 11:51 AM
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Paying 5 figures for a vehicle and then driving it through a paint scratching automatic rag dragger for $15 is like buying the drinks and and lube for the man who is banging your wife while you sit in the corner and cry.
It takes 30 minutes to put some soap and water in a bucket and give your car a halfass car wash that doesn’t beat the crap out of it. Laaaazy not to.
And for any of you who are gonna reply with “I wash mine weekly at the local 180 grit clearcoat commander wash and it looks great”, in about 30 seconds I could find a bajillion scratches and swirls in your clear coat that it would make your head spin.
I want to be with you on the grass, but it’s really easy for me to share your sentiment when I have a zero turn. It’s like playtime mowing my yard on that thing. I’m not sure I’d agree if I had a regular riding mower or definitely not with a push mower.
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Hopefully by the time you're old enough to even consider being a "man"
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Mar 21, 2024, 12:19 PM
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your time is worth too much to sit around washing a car. If you want it hand washed, then pay someone. Focus on kingshit.
or drive through the $30/month emory cloth sprinkler machine and just call it good.
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I'll put one for you in the lazy box.***
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Mar 21, 2024, 11:53 AM
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1. Yes. But I'm OCD about my lawn and wouldn't let anyone else touch it.
2. It's been a while, but sure.
3. Huh? No. Maybe if you have that time.
4. Yes, although my wife is #### good at sales and negotiating.
5. Ok?
New list:
1. Prevent your vehicle from being on the Empty light every time it's started in the driveway. How do women do that?
2. Be able to enjoy a glass of straight bourbon with other gentlemen. On the rocks is fine but try to work toward neat.
3. Change a tire.
4. Cook a steak to any desired temperature but strongly encourage people you care about to stay at medium rare or rare.
5. Not start fights at youth flag football games.
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I had a flat tire on 75 about 15 years ago. It was about 100 degrees. I swore
Mar 21, 2024, 3:32 PM
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that day that I'd never change another tire. AAA for me since then, but haven't had to use it yet.
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Re: I think there are things that men
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Yeah man - cold whisky...oof. Gin is built to be cold. Anything above medium rare, just grab a bun and grill a hamburger.
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Re: I think there are things that men
Mar 21, 2024, 3:07 PM
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1) I don't think I know anyone who mows their own grass
2) Do you actually have any hay eating animals? The only member of my family who needs to throw a hay bail is my 13 year old daughter, and she does it on the regular
3) See #2, the cars are covered in dust from frequenting dirt roads
4) I always drive the nicer car but I can buy it myself
5) I think that a lot of problems in society can be solved by education, and also kids need positive male role models and that seems to be lacking for many. It's a shame that more people can't teach because the profession is woefully underpaid.
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