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IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 5:18 PM
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We’re prepping the skid rail to grease it -
Assuming Ol’ Covid don’t freeze it,
Those Cyclones we’ll tame.
We’ll win the ball game
and make off with ev’ry last Cheez-It.
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 5:26 PM
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Prince Cheddward hath plainly decreed
Victorious contenders shall need
Great defensive skill,
A champion’s will,
And way more than just Big XII speed.
So…
I guess it’s gonna be 31-13 Tigers.
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 5:48 PM
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I don’t often care what thing floats
A strange individual’s boats,
But I’ve heard in Ames,
When not at the games,
Their fans do some weird stuff to goats.
https://vetmed.iastate.edu/
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 6:20 PM
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This season hasn’t been the easiest
Hoping this cyclone isn’t the breeziest
And when the Tigers win the day
Cheez-Its can pay
KJ to say “I’m the cheesiest!”
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 6:43 PM
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In interviews our Tigers are very nicy,
I've seen it more than twicy.
But let's hope during the game
Dabo's charges aren't the same.
And they come out really spicy.
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 6:55 PM
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Can't wait for the game to get going
Our tigers are going to win
I've got Paw shaped cheese snacks
To eat while I watch
GO CLEMSON! GO TIGERS!!! GET 10!
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IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 7:18 PM
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Tigers near Disney await a Cyclone,
Who are giddy and sitting alone.
But in just two sleeps,
We shall hear no peeps,
And we’ll wish they were worth a tombstone.
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2021, 8:44 PM
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Tigers gearing up for the kickoff
The cyclones from Ames they must fend off
They outplay and outwit
To win the Cheeze It
Next bowl game the 2023 Playoffs
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2021, 8:02 AM
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Of all the potential great names -
Great men or extraord’nary dames -
To whom to aspire,
There’s one they admire:
Mose Schrute is the hero of Ames.
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2021, 5:16 PM
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The bowl games are dropping like flies.
It won’t really be a surprise
If news breaking late
Says Iowa State
Recycled some FSU lies…
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Re: IOWA STATE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2021, 5:04 PM
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Hey Cyclones, it’s been nice to meet ya,
But now it is time that we beat ya.
Please don’t be misled -
When Tigers see red,
They’ll tear out yer innards and eat ya.
Just ask the Coots.
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Clemson wears orange, the cyclones blow.
Dec 29, 2021, 5:13 PM
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Get ready to kick tail Tigers, let's get on with this show!
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