10. Who needs a Crimson Tide? We've got a Yellow River! 9. When the #### says "Go," you go! 8. Leading the SEC in public humiliation! 7. When we say "No. 1," we mean it! 6. UCS: Yellow and proud of it! 5. Well, at least it's not an NCAA violation! 4. The Whiz Kids are back! 3. Port-A-Potties? We don't need no stinking Port-a- Potties! 2. UCS: Making a splash in 2011. 1. Urine Pee-cock Country!