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Savant [460]
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This is a Clemson Tiger Loyalty Test
Dec 29, 2012, 4:34 PM
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You are a young 20 y/o man and you are about to get married. You have 2 choices for your spouse.
1. An ardent Tiger female who loves everything about the school and does everything clemson with you...only problem is she is a face full of ugly and goes about a deuce on the scales while being a mere 5/4.
2. She is a USUCK supporter and I mean big time and is constantly talking about them and giving you the business whenever they manage a victory over us. She happens to be ok looking and she has a killer bod that all your friends mouth would drop open over.
So which is it my boys? I hate to say it but im going with the cooter girl cause I have to listen to them all the time anyway. I guess im not that loyal in the end.
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Addict [436]
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What an immense waste of time.***
Dec 29, 2012, 4:35 PM
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Savant [460]
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I agree
Dec 29, 2012, 4:36 PM
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But isn't that what these message boards are about? Wasting time I mean?
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Haha...good response
Dec 29, 2012, 4:40 PM
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I take the coot girl. I can put up with her gloating 20% of the time when they win since it means I can rub it in the other 80% of the time
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Addict [436]
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Actually, I guess you're right. Haha***
Dec 29, 2012, 4:37 PM
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Starter [379]
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usc girl because she loves "####"***
Dec 29, 2012, 4:39 PM
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All-Pro [679]
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LOL!!!***
Dec 29, 2012, 4:40 PM
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110%er [5295]
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Easy choice. It's not that hard to change a girls opinion
Dec 29, 2012, 4:40 PM
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On sports in my experience. Just begin the mental warfare from the start.
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CU Guru [1265]
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yep. They flip easier than buttery flapjacks.
Dec 29, 2012, 5:13 PM
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But for the first season or 2 you get to make "Fun" bets with them about the game... ahh.. I felt like I won twice that day!
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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Orange Blooded [2672]
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One problem with your scenario
Dec 29, 2012, 4:41 PM
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I really don't think I would take the time to go to Clemson events with a girl who is a face full of ugly haha.
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Enthusiast [142]
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You know we would all go with
Dec 29, 2012, 4:42 PM
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#2 at 20 ... If you say otherwise, you are most likely lying ... I'm a little more mature at 40 ... but I'd be tempted to go with #2 ...
And that has NOTHING to do with loyalty to Clemson ...
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Orange Blooded [4947]
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If you found a face full of ugly at clemson
Dec 29, 2012, 4:56 PM
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You looked hard for it. I would like to question the accuracy of this question based on the belief by the OP that there are ugly girls at clemson.
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Savant [460]
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Thats because we all notice the pretty ones
Dec 29, 2012, 4:59 PM
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But next time you are at the valley look around closely ...the shreks are there...they always are there. You can even find them in Oxford Mississippi.
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CU Medallion [57400]
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but the shreks can compensate with other "skills" plus motivation.***
Dec 29, 2012, 5:28 PM
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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exactly, fat chicks do love….
Dec 29, 2012, 6:08 PM
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to chew on some sausage really good.
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CU Guru [1211]
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Re: This is a Clemson Tiger Loyalty Test
Dec 29, 2012, 5:11 PM
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Give me the hot one and a ipod with headphones.
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Orange Blooded [3257]
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Beauty's Only Skin Deep Yea Yea Yea....go with the Tiger!***
Dec 29, 2012, 6:04 PM
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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I would take the fat Tiger chick. Too loyal to Clemson...
Dec 29, 2012, 6:05 PM
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to even consider dating an SCU fan.
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Re: I would take the fat Tiger chick. Too loyal to Clemson...
Dec 29, 2012, 6:07 PM
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> to even consider dating an SCU fan.
that's not what the Bandit would do.
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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I'm not the Bandit, I'm a Clemson Tiger fan…..
Dec 29, 2012, 6:11 PM
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and there many more good looking Clemson girls than good looking SCU girls, so the scenario he is talking about is unlikely. But like I said before I wouldn't even date an SCU chick in the first place. That's my one rule with women either be a Clemson, a fan of any team but SCU, or indifferent.
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Savant [460]
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Do you know what a 5/4 200 lb chic looks like?
Dec 29, 2012, 8:21 PM
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Sorry dude no way I could do that. Plus the fact that shes fugly as well. I love my Tigers deeply but no way would I take the fat ugly chic and I dont care how much she likes my team. You got to be with her 365 days a year 24/7. Im loyal but there are limits and that would be one of them.
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All-In [49613]
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One problem with your test ....
Dec 29, 2012, 6:09 PM
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There's no such thing as an ugly Clemson girl....
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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and if there is one ugly, you know she can cook good***
Dec 29, 2012, 6:11 PM
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CU Medallion [62176]
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Stay single.***
Dec 29, 2012, 7:43 PM
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Re: This is a Clemson Tiger Loyalty Test
Dec 29, 2012, 8:24 PM
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My wife's family is from Michigan, so I get to hear it no matter what happens, especially since nobody can live up to the success of the Big 10, lol.
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