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Hadn't seen this one before.
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:15 AM
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Opened a new bag of bread that we got from Publix a couple days ago, and I'm all "### is this?"
Sure enough, a little chewed-through hole in the bag just below the ziptie.
This probably happens a lot more than I think. There's probably lotsa mice in grocery stores, regardless of how hard you try to keep them out. Rest of the loaf looked OK and reasonably untouched, no mouse turds in the bag/bread, so...YOLO. Besides, it's the kids eating it, not me. Mostly.
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You're joking right
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:24 AM
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RIGHT?
I would say it was more likely to happen on the truck or warehouse from the bread distributor.
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Put....................put yer #### in it***
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:24 AM
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sloppy seconds?***
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Apr 17, 2024, 11:34 AM
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lotsa mice in the warehouse
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:27 AM
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ftfy
that's why you gotta design in the rat run
a little less effective to do, and harder to manage, in an automated setting (which Publix's is)
but I thought they made their bakery stuff on site? that looks like the bakery label, so this mouse got into it from oven > bag > shelf......
or you got stuart little living in your house
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Pretty sure they do bake on site. He said no mice turds were found.
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:30 AM
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That rye chair don't look like no mice, Larry just put his #### through some whitebread again.
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No, this wasn't from the bakery at Publix, it's shipped-in branded stuff.
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:30 AM
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Bread was in the fridge, so unless that little squeaker has a winter coat and some legit cat burglar skills, probably wasn't here. But yeah, somewhere up the supply chain probably makes as much or more sense as the grocery store, so warehouse or baking facility, more likely.
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here I thought you were a man of culture
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:34 AM
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buying off the shelf bread
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Let's clarify here:
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:36 AM
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WIFE, buying bread the CHILDREN will eat for cinnamon toast and sammies at school.
Me? I'm a White Mountain guy, and don't you forget it.
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Bread topped with cocaine?
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:43 AM
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What's not to like?
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the carbs***
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:47 AM
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Yeah, but you burn them all off while you are high on the coke***
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:55 AM
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Still UDP with that cut - you gotta get the fresh loaf of WMB and get them to
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Apr 17, 2024, 10:39 AM
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THIN slice it for you.
NOW you are UDR.
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Re: Hadn't seen this one before.
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:45 AM
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Probably done by a teenage Publix employee in stock room
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Apr 17, 2024, 9:49 AM
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Like I know that these things happens 😅
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No way rodents caused that if you didn't see droppings in the bread or bag.
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Apr 17, 2024, 10:33 AM
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So there is only one other explanation...Gamma Leonis space worms. The worms procreate inside loaves of bread and the worm ##### acts as an acid that disintegrates the bread ingredients. I would caution against eating the bread in the highly probable event that any of the microscopic Gamma Leonis space worm eggs were left behind. If ingested and incubated, the baby space worms could end up controlling the human subject and force said human to do their bidding until the time they mature and painfully exit the anus.
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Re: No way rodents caused that if you didn't see droppings in the bread or bag.
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Apr 17, 2024, 10:37 AM
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Re: No way rodents caused that if you didn't see droppings in the bread or bag.
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Reckon that they're the inter-galactic ones or just the regular old galactic variety?? I'm headed to the store now. I'll axe the manager what they do to prevent worm and vermin infestation.
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I've never seen or heard anyone banging a loaf of bread before
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Apr 17, 2024, 10:52 AM
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But I guess someone did.
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Look man. Nobody has effed this bread.
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Apr 17, 2024, 10:53 AM
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Yet.
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Re: Hadn't seen this one before.
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Apr 17, 2024, 1:48 PM
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Mmmmm, Swiss bread!***
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