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All-In [34823]
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Mom looks interested...
Jun 7, 2017, 11:48 AM
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Heisman Winner [135876]
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Dear Pentjounge, I never thought this would happen to me but***
Jun 7, 2017, 11:58 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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McLovin just can't help himself, can he?***
Jun 7, 2017, 12:30 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85842]
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Actually this is still on the bucket list***
Jun 7, 2017, 12:38 PM
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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The year was 1999
Jun 7, 2017, 2:44 PM
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Sr. Prom was upon us. I was a Jr but got invited by a Sr. We went out with a group of 3 couples. My date lived in a single wide trailer in a rural town that I won't name to protect the innocent. She was fairly hot in the face, but her real assets were contained in her (1st place in the state) track body. You know that look. Young, tight, tan, smooth legs that could strangle you. Calves and thighs had just the right balance of size, shape, muscle, and the slightest jiggle that would flip that switch in your mind and set you off in primal mode. Yeah, that type. It was genetic. Her mom looked just like her still, just with bigger bewbs and a grin that let you know she was a maneater that had been around the block enough to know how to get what she wants and handle herself in the sack. Of the three couples that night, there was a prude chick (designated driver) with a lame bf, a wild chick with a stoner bf, and track girl and me (ICT). Wild chick shows up with everclear jello shots. Everyone other than prude chick goes totally hammers at like 7pm. Don't remember much of the actual prom, but the memories start back on the car ride away from the school. Lame BF has the window down and is painting the SUV (explorer) in barf, stoner guy busts out some shrooms to share between him and wild chick. I'm fingerin track girl in the back in plain view of stoner guy and wild chick with the music turned up to 11. We get back to track girl's trailer, and stoner guy hands her a few shrooms for us to share as we climb out of the back of the SUV. With no thought, she downs them all and we stumble inside. I had a feeling it wouldn't go well from there. She walks into the bedroom and tells me to give her a minute to change into something special, but after a few minutes, I peek in the bedroom and see her passed out on the bed. I'm standing in the doorway trying to figure out whether I could get her awake enough to finish what I came for, and I feel the brush of silk hands on my left hip and the right side of my face. In my peripheral, I see her moms face rest on my left shoulder- she whispers into my ear, "Just let her sleep, I'll take care of you". Those must have been the strongest shrooms on the planet, b/c I'm pretty sure half of rural Lexington County could hear Ms. Ne**** moaning and talking dirty that night. Legs of a cocktail waitress, teddies that make you want to beg for buttermilk, and a silky slippery kitty that kept purring for multiple rounds. ICT's first and last time effing his date's mom.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Re: The year was 1999
Jun 7, 2017, 2:51 PM
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BRB, gotta head to the bathroom for a few***
Jun 7, 2017, 2:53 PM
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All-In [45047]
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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well...
Jun 7, 2017, 3:04 PM
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I guess technically, he's ICFanofCU's
who was ICT's
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Oculus Spirit [85842]
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This story is almost as good as the year was 2001
Jun 7, 2017, 3:56 PM
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I just walked out the front door of gf's house. She could have been 1st in state in the girl's 100m but she played softball. She stole 56 bases in a single season and my heart (ghey). As I walked up to my 1983 Toyota pickup, I noticed a light on in her mom's bedroom. She approached the window in her bra. We made eye contact and I got into the truck and drove away.
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Hall of Famer [21308]
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I have seen my MIL in her panties a couple of times...
Jun 7, 2017, 4:10 PM
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*shudders* ... some things you cant unsee.
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Oculus Spirit [85842]
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and topless?
Jun 7, 2017, 4:13 PM
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I mean I kind of want to know what to expect in 31 years. Naw'msayin?
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Disappointment
Jun 7, 2017, 4:15 PM
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you can expect disappointment.
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Hall of Famer [21308]
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No... and no thanks.
Jun 7, 2017, 4:27 PM
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I dont want another thing I want to unsee.
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Oculus Spirit [85842]
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So you wouldn't look at a pic of my mil?
Jun 7, 2017, 4:33 PM
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Like it's in an envelope that says MCluv's MIL nekkid inside.
Would you open it?
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Hall of Famer [21308]
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Shes prolly getting to the age of nah.
Jun 7, 2017, 4:51 PM
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Shes borderline. I was talking about mine. There is a slight difference in body shape.
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110%er [6575]
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Re: The year was 1999
Jun 7, 2017, 4:07 PM
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did she take a shid in the middle of the living room?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Daughter could get it however she wanted it.
Jun 7, 2017, 1:02 PM
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I'd let mom tongue punch my fartbox.
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Heisman Winner [105865]
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Mom > Daughter***
Jun 7, 2017, 1:26 PM
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Son
Jun 7, 2017, 1:27 PM
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When faced with a choice, take both
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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We'll need a taste test to determine.***
Jun 7, 2017, 1:43 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Be warned,
Jun 7, 2017, 2:16 PM
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my fartbox may have already tainted the taste test.
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Hall of Famer [21308]
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Re: Mom looks interested...
Jun 7, 2017, 3:38 PM
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That's when you respond,
"So....what'd she think?"
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: Mom looks interested...
Jun 7, 2017, 4:05 PM
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NO... better yet. Respond, "Yea, that snap was meant for her."
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