when in the Navy, a friend took me under his [fin] to teach me golf. I was BAD. Worm burners everywhere. "Look at all of the white flag popping out of the ground," he would say. But, the best shot ever, that left him speechless, was when I teed my ball to high and took a mighty swing at it with the driver. "Swoosh," right under the ball. I hit it with just the top edge of the club face and it went straight up, catching the wind, and about 15 yards behind us! All he could do was laugh... me too!
Well, at least I gave a few worms time to get out of the way!