Has there ever been a more weak and self absorbed generation than the current "millennials". Seriously, these kids have grown up tethered to the internet and sitting on their couch. The only sports they play are highly regimented by their helicopter parents, to the point of not even being fun. They would rather blog about their emotions than support their university.
..but sniff, snif Drewtigeralum 1 pm is just too early for a Sunday game, you're hurting my fragile self esteem.
Son, you need to sack up, eat some greasy eggs, slam an energy drink and make it out of your luxury condo by 12:15.
but Drewtigeralum (with fists balled up) I can't drink at the basketball games, and that means no girls will want to talk to me.
Son, you can drink at basketball games, I did it all the time, you just have to not be a complete idiot and you have to be able to hold your zima, or whatever it is you kids drink these days.
Buutt Drewtigeralum (tears streaming down his cheeks) I can't tweeter like I want to tweeter during the game.
Listen here you little turd, no one cares about your life. Your "followers" can survive 2 hours without you updating them on the status of your emotions and how your feet keep falling asleep because your skinny jeans are too tight. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL...NO ONE CARES YOU ####### NARCISSIST.