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Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:46 AM
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Opponent: TCU. Dec. 9th
The non-Lady Ballers of Tigertown play today in Canada, and there’s clearly something weird going on. Maybe I should have called this the X-files edition.
But seriously? We’re scheduled to line up against a Fort Worth, Texas team today, but somehow in the wilds of Toronto, Canada? And even more disturbing, there’s not yet been a posting from Tim Bourret as to how many times Brad Brownell has never gotten a technical foul called in Canada before? Either the world’s polarity is about to flip, or someone needs to do a wellness check on our friendly neighborhood Rain Man.
It’s bad enough that we’re venturing into the enclave of that Modern Man of Marx, Justin “Bieber-wannabe” Trudeau with little to back us up. I mean we had Trump there at our side in Columbia; so, I’m thinking we’re going to need Kelsey Grammar to show this afternoon in Ontario. But can anyone doubt that that we’ll soon hear that 42 members, family, and friends from Clemson’s 4-H / Tractor Pull Team have been detained by the Institute of Detain-deTrump-Deport at the Canadian border? I would be afraid for them, but I also trust that our own and intrepid Dudley Doo-doo-right, Judge Keller, will no doubt join us with on-site reporting very soon, just as he did with cracker-jack insights from Lower Alamobama.
Still.... casting a pall over all of this mayhem is how sadly clear it is that our poor Tigers have been fiendishly out maneuvered, given that TCU has obviously discovered the Brownell Achilles Heel. Ignorance unfortunately is not always bliss, and nary a word has been authored by the Brownell Bros. about the obvious trap that is about to be sprung by the Horned Toads.
No, it’s not that TCU is a member of the best Basketball conference in the land, the Big XII, which owns 5 of the Top 10 teams in America all by themselves. And no, it’s not that the Toadies are currently ranked #25 by Massey and friends on their composite, after finishing last year at NET 58 with their 2nd straight NCAA appearance. It’s also not that TCU has matched the Tigers step-for-step in being Unbeaten at this point in the season - and in somehow besting that powerhouse Alcorn State.
No, it’s their schedule; a Machiavellian masterpiece if there was ever one constructed. Indeed, TCU saunters into Toronto this afternoon, fresh off the backs of not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but yes! 5 actual Wins over #300+ ranked schools! Clearly, they have prepared for Clemson by scheduling all the teams that we could not beat, and their mastery of the mediocre will set them apart from the Brownell Bros. where not even ACC talent can trod. I mean, look at this Murderer’s Row of victims TCU has already dispatched this year: Houston Christian, Northeast Omaha, Southern University, Mississippi Valley State, and my all-time favorite, UTRGV. Surely, there’s a Loyola Manitoba in there somewhere....
So, enjoy your virginity of unbeaten-ness as long as you can Tiger fans. That cherry is about to be popped, a past-time that Justin no doubt much enjoys.
Welcome to Stark Raving Brad.....
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Lol, "can trod"?
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:51 AM
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Any good tire will tell you, the present tense is TREAD!
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Re: Lol, "can trod"?
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:55 AM
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At least he got "Ignorance" right because he knows it so well...
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Re: Lol, "can trod"?
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:56 AM
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Eh, should have been completely in French, nobody’s gonna read it anyway. C’est con!
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actually, that is interesting...
Dec 9, 2023, 12:50 PM
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my intent was to indicate past, present, and future, and as such went with trod.
I'm not sure now.... +1 for you.
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Re: Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:53 AM
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Well done. Tnet has finally filled the unmanned Courtside Prophet position.
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Re: Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:57 AM
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Yup, I’ll predict a loss from here on out. Bet I’ll nail some.
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and yet how many of you fools had any idea that the #25 team in the nation
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Dec 9, 2023, 12:43 PM
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could have a schedule so poor? #351 even....
I'm sorry it offends you to learn something, bro.
I'm also sorry that everybody's meter for satire is so poorly calibrated.
Whatever... here's hoping that TCU comes out a bit intimidated by the fact that we beat Alcorn State by 2 points more than they...
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Re: and yet how many of you fools had any idea that the #25 team in the nation
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:08 PM
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8-0, don’t care about by how much or how little. Just proud of them regardless. Like any true fan would be. And I don’t wish them to fail simply so I can blame the coach and say, “ I told you so.”
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Re: and yet how many of you fools had any idea that the #25 team in the nation
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:11 PM
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And that’s the ONLY thing I’ve learned from your nonsense.
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All these sad, little Board attitudes... LOFL, don't hurt yourself trying to
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:24 PM
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fit into the crowd of California Social Media Etiquette and Application of Snark. Laughable...
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Re: Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition
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Dec 9, 2023, 10:59 AM
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so you are saying we have a chance?
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Would Stubborn approve of this???
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Dec 9, 2023, 11:02 AM
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Asking for a recently banned loser.
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Re: Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition- A sure T C U win- see below
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Dec 9, 2023, 11:03 AM
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The Clemson University that is
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Oh mon dieu sacre bleu tu es fou***
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Dec 9, 2023, 11:04 AM
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Re: Oh mon dieu sacre bleu tu es fou***
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:20 PM
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Quel imbecile ce type est
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Stark Raving Bad - Tread, trod, trodden edition
Dec 9, 2023, 1:01 PM
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Re: Stark Raving Bad - Tread, trod, trodden edition
Dec 9, 2023, 1:12 PM
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Wash, rinse, repeat… again, and again, and again.
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wasn't me that blew the 15 point lead against Pitt
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:25 PM
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no, that was YOUR fool.
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Re: wasn't me that blew the 15 point lead against Pitt
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:28 PM
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He is our coach and I support him until he isn't. Why don't you just go back to the Tar Babies site since that is YOUR team anyway.
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keep hanging around Allowat... you'll be able to feel
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:34 PM
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the IQ points falling out.
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Re: keep hanging around Allowat... you'll be able to feel
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:35 PM
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Interacting with you has already cost me plenty...
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and yet you keep knocking on my door....
Dec 9, 2023, 1:47 PM
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which only suggests differently.
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Re: and yet you keep knocking on my door....
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:48 PM
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If you noticed, I'm only answering the door to your posts, never reaching out...
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What a terrible season to decide to do this
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:51 PM
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You must have big regrets for taking on this “project”
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Re: What a terrible season to decide to do this
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:53 PM
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Regrets? Are you kidding? This is one of his few sources of entertainment...
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Re: What a terrible season to decide to do this
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:58 PM
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He's already written his post for the first loss and how he will blame Brad for it. However, his frustration is building with each game as it takes longer and longer for that first loss to come, and he was planning for it a lot sooner.
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Brad did not make TCU's schedule
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Dec 9, 2023, 1:59 PM
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Clemson is No. 1 in the RPI. I don't know how much longer you are going to keep this up. Just glad you are using a computer instead of typewriter. This mess would be a massive waste of paper. #proudtobeabrownellbro
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Re: Brad did not make TCU's schedule
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Dec 9, 2023, 2:03 PM
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It's already a massive waste of time...
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Re: Stark Raving Brad - Trudeau Trap Game edition
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Dec 9, 2023, 6:30 PM
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LOL! Why don’t you just sit down? I love Pendleton personally.
Droughts go both ways!
We’ll lose some, but not today!
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You are surely a short bus person - they shouldn't let you on the internet
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Dec 9, 2023, 6:41 PM
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because you don't read for context well enough.
Take a hike, pissant. You can take your brand of stupid elsewhere.
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Re: You are surely a short bus person - they shouldn't let you on the internet
Dec 9, 2023, 8:41 PM
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Did you call this loss? Smart!
You’re an #######. Can I say that on here? Oh well.
Enjoy your miserable evening!
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Ok, "Trudeau Trap Game" was actually funny, I'll admit
Dec 9, 2023, 9:07 PM
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Props for humor, this was actually an amusing read. I'm starting to believe you're just trolling with these posts, which would be pretty funny if that was the case. But either way, I'm glad the Tigers did not fall into the "Trudeau Trap."
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