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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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Lotteried in for the Prestonwood CC member/guest.
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Aug 24, 2023, 10:40 AM
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Just what level of debauchery is allowed at a member/guest of this magnitude?
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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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Since FBCoachSC is now a golfer, would love to hear
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Aug 24, 2023, 10:47 AM
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his input on this. FBCoachSC®
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Oculus Spirit [85963]
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BOAISY***
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Aug 24, 2023, 10:48 AM
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Pro Tip: When the "Ambulance" comes by, be sure to get all
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Aug 24, 2023, 10:57 AM
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"meds" you need.
If you know what I mean.
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All-In [47966]
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Great course BTW***
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Aug 24, 2023, 10:57 AM
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All-In [46906]
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You can do anything you want
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Aug 24, 2023, 11:03 AM
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as long as you don't get caught
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High if they have an ice sculpture liquor shot slide!***
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Aug 24, 2023, 11:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [138346]
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Are you asking what level of debauchery is allowed
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Aug 24, 2023, 11:22 AM
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if you want to get invited back? Or what's allowed on the premise that you won't be allowed or aren't planning on coming back? Those are two very different lines in the sand.
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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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I don't think I'll get invited back to the member/guest,
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Aug 24, 2023, 11:24 AM
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but I would still like to play golf there as a guest in the future  .
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Heisman Winner [138346]
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Alright then.
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Aug 24, 2023, 11:41 AM
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Get a wee bit too swervy on the back nine on raspberry White Claws, and drop a few creepy lines to the cart girl about needing help washing your balls, how manicured the greens are for your putz, and other hilarious drunken golf witticisms. Stuff she's heard before and not bad enough to report, but enough to make the rest of your group laugh uncomfortably. They'll probably pay for your Captain's Wafers to put a faster end to the encounter. Order several Long Island Iced Teas in the clubhouse. Pay any lost sidebets with a check or with change no larger than dimes. Conspicuously take a fistful of tees on your way out.
82% chance of getting invited back.
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Oculus Spirit [82021]
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Perfect, and I can ride the cart home.***
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Aug 24, 2023, 12:02 PM
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Aug 24, 2023, 12:40 PM
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No one drinks Long Island Iced Teas anymore. It's #TransfusionSeason, but other than that you are pretty spot on.
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Heisman Winner [138346]
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Right, which is why it would be delightfully annoying,
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Aug 24, 2023, 1:03 PM
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but not "bannable", per se. The experienced bartenders would still probably have to look up the absurd ingredients just because nobody has asked them for one since 2003.
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Pro tip
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Aug 24, 2023, 2:43 PM
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Hang out near the tennis courts and enjoy the eye candy flirting with the coaches.
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