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CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 5, 2023, 9:33 AM
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It’s hard to make jokes when you’re down.
The Dooks made Wes look like a clown,
And even Coach Riley,
Who’s thought of so highly,
Could not get Air Raid off the ground.
We need work. We have talent, but this problem needs coaching.
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A bit early for this wouldnt you say?***
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Sep 5, 2023, 9:33 AM
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Re: A bit early for this wouldnt you say?***
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Sep 5, 2023, 6:08 PM
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Nah. Though this is CSU week,
We’ll all still poetically speak
Of what’s on our minds,
Like how our behinds
Got spanked and our effort was bleak.
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 5, 2023, 9:50 AM
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FOR THE PAST YEAR I SAID WE NEED A DC HE OVER HIS HEAD AND THE NEW OC NO BETTER THAN WHAT WE HAD AND THE HOLD TEAM THERE SOFT WE WANT SEE ANY PLAY OFF LIKE THIS DABO NEED TO TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT WHAT HE'S GOT AND FIX IT
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That's absolutely the worst limerick I've ever read ****
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Sep 5, 2023, 9:52 AM
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Re: That's absolutely the worst limerick I've ever read ****
Sep 7, 2023, 1:55 PM
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I’ve seen a few bad ones before.
What’s terrible is to ignore
The form of the verse
Or what’s even worse
Is quatrains. I hate groups of four.
I’m a five-line man.
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2023, 10:05 AM
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For how we lost to the 4.5's
our offense wasn't alive
we didn't get what we would strive
lets get back into a jive
lets beat Charleston southern by 55
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2023, 10:12 AM
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Clemson got spanked in Durham,
Got yards but zilch to show fer 'em,
So now come the Bucs,
And our offense still sucks,
But I guess we'll just have to endure 'em.
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 5, 2023, 4:43 PM
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You’d think “South of Charleston,” correct?
Turns out, CSU can’t connect
Itself to the city
Nor South of it. Pity
That neither of those intersect.
You do you, CSU.
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 5, 2023, 8:33 PM
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I kinda feel bad for the ‘Neers.
We haven’t lost that bad in years -
The Tiger is poked.
I’m betting it stoked
A rage that will pucker their rears.
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2023, 1:40 PM
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When CSU shows up to play,
They’re gonna be summoned to pay
The price of a week
That’s been quite unique.
Our offense will blow them away.
TIGERS 45 NEERS 13
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Sep 10, 2024, 1:20 PM
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The Oculus beckons us back.
It pumps up its own when they lack
The spark that they’re missing,
It won’t permit pissing
Raw talent away. That’s its knack.
Go do that voodoo that you do so well, Oculus.
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I am never, ever doing another limerick. I did my first one
Sep 7, 2023, 5:44 PM
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last week, and look what happened. Maybe this particular boondoggle ought to go the way of the Dodo?
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Re: CSU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 8, 2023, 8:39 AM
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CSUsed to be called “Baptist College.”
Their football I hardly acknowledge.
When their flailing’s adjourned,
CS Bucs will have earned
The tag “victim” of Clemson’s footballage.
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