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Legend [16383]
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CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 6:29 AM
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We’re seething with pure Orange rage.
You want to play us in a cage
In Garbageplateville??
This cornered beast will
Dismember you on your home stage.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 7:11 AM
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I’m glad y’all installed that A/C -
Your dome is now as it should be.
For 41 years,
Your bright engineers
A sensible thing couldn’t see.
But it’s ok - sometimes I also sweat my butt off for 41 years wondering what I should do about it. I think we’ve probably all done that at one time or another, amirite?
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 8:13 AM
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Please don’t try to rattle your sabers.
The “tough talk” from ol‘ Beano Dabers
Is wholly inept.
It’s best to have kept
Your tongues and not double your labors.
Gonna be some labors this Satterdy, Blobs…
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Orange Blooded [2031]
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You got me sounding like my wife.
Sep 25, 2023, 9:28 AM
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‘Sorry, I’m not in the mood.’
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 9:29 AM
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Your blob of a mascot is cute -
An anthropomorphic or’nge fruit!
Its portly aesthetic
Is THE LEAST athletic,
Except for the dress-wearing coot.
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Sep 25, 2023, 10:31 AM
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Go tigers. Juice those oranges.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 6:18 PM
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A Syracuse fan from New York
Said, “Guys, come and get yous a fork -
It’s barbecue time!”
I got in the line,
Then re’lized there wasn’t pulled pork.
So I left.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 25, 2023, 7:24 PM
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Did anyone happen to seeeee
The gritty, hard-earned victoryyyyy
That ‘Cuse had last week?
They managed to squeak
By West Point, and scored near thirtyyy!
Wow. #studs
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 26, 2023, 7:46 PM
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I tell ya - that Schrader can run!
We’ll see how much scramblin’ gets done
While Carter and Trotter
Get after him hotter
Than hornets. Boy, that’ll be fun…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 27, 2023, 7:43 AM
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This Saturday, up in their dome,
Though Schrader may wander and roam,
Coach Swinney destroys
The Syracuse boys -
We’re taking a W home.
Blood be boilin, methinks…
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2023, 8:10 AM
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No
No
No
No
Heyall NO!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2023, 12:41 PM
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Withholding your lim’ricks last week
Resulted in breaking our streak
Of vict’ries at home.
We’ll need, in the dome,
Your poems to shore up this leak.
Do the right thing, Sixer!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 28, 2023, 12:56 PM
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Rebranding yourselves was futility.
“The Orangemen” had unique utility,
But now you’re just “Orange.”
Y’all “woked” past the doorhinge,
But that door’s revolving sterility.
What did you actually achieve, Blobs? Protecting Orangewomen from microaggressions?
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 29, 2023, 8:12 AM
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Tomorrow it’s gonna go down.
We’ll roll into Syracuse town,
And backfield invaders
Will slam Garrett Schrader
Into the New Yorkian ground.
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 29, 2023, 9:39 AM
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I don't wanna make no excuse,
See I really don't like Syr-a-cuse,
And, I will say, though sadly,
Let's beat them up badly,
Make it look like domestic abuse!!
Go Tigers!!!!!!!
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 29, 2023, 10:26 AM
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Orange is round
Orange is juicy
Clemson Orange
Beats Syracusey
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All-TigerNet [11839]
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Re: CUSE WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 29, 2023, 11:06 AM
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This weekend, in Upstate New York,
The Orange will Pop, like a cork,
Cause The Tigers will squeeze,
Till they drop to their knees,
And submit to the pain, like a dork!!
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