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Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:15 AM
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I used to be a negative pooper and only thought about stuff that made me upset like Kirby Smart, pigeons and slow drivers in the left lane. One morning, I was thinking about that Sarah McLachlin SPCA commercial while doing my business and I got sad. I said a quick prayer for those puppies and wouldn’t you know it, I won $250 on a scratch off an hour later.
I gave it a shot the next day and that was the day the girl working the drive thru window at Bojangles finally agreed to go out with me. It’s been almost a year now since I started this and I honestly believe that my life is as good as ever. The thing with the girl from Bojangles didn’t work out, but I’ve been on a good run otherwise.
I think it might be a real advantage for Clemson. A fourteen win season should be in reach if the Cade, the OL and WR’s start praying while pooping (if they don’t already). It’s been a game changer for me. Try it next time.
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:18 AM
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It has been a requirement on occasion.
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Wait..
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:26 AM
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which Bojangles?
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Re: Wait..
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:35 AM
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Walhalla
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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I have not been to that one but I have been asked to leave
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:50 AM
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the Bantam Chef for similar advances at the drive-thru, so be careful
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Doesn’t your cousin work there?***
Jul 5, 2023, 9:52 AM
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Doesn’t your cousin work there?***
Jul 5, 2023, 9:52 AM
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 9:39 AM
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Praying anytime is the key, our awesome God is the best friend you’ll ever have and prayer with faith changes our lives.
How Big we realize our God is will determine how awesome our relationship with him will be and the prayers with faith will change our lives to be better and better everyday in every way possible!
God is Absolutely Good!
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 10:18 AM
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My only advice would be to make sure that you don't do it so much that you can't do one without the other! It might make for some awkward situations at the Sunday morning service.
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 10:32 AM
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That’s already happening but the other way around. I was at a party Friday night and wanted to ask a girl if she wanted to smash. I decided to go to the bathroom to do some business while saying a quick prayer. I couldn’t get anything out and never asked her.
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 10:52 AM
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Metformin = Lots of praying ?
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
Jul 5, 2023, 1:42 PM
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That and Mexican food
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On a couple of occasions, I have prayed
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Jul 5, 2023, 1:49 PM
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that one of my eyeball does not pop out, or that I have a stroke.
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 1:53 PM
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Congrats, you have been tweeted by Message Board Geniuses. I knew it would happen when I saw your post.
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 4:40 PM
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Just saw it on Twitter and came here to check the thread out!
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Prayer often helps things come out right!
Jul 5, 2023, 5:58 PM
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Hopefully, everything comes out alright for you! Prayer normally helps with things coming out right! Most time not in the literal sense.
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You're tempting Karma; BOLO for colon cancer****
Jul 5, 2023, 7:40 PM
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I do not.
Jul 5, 2023, 10:05 PM
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Nor do I whistle while I pee. Each has worked out pretty good so far.
Go Bo's.
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I always pray that everything comes out alright!!***
Jul 5, 2023, 10:10 PM
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Re: Does anyone else pray while pooping?
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Jul 5, 2023, 11:13 PM
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Have you ever passed out on the toilet from pushing too hard ??
I did one time and woke up on the floor. its called vagaling down.... you push so hard that you increase your intra-thoracic pressure so much, blood return to your heart is slowed down or completely shut off. Your heart has a reflex called the Bezhold-Jarisch reflex (BJ reflex for short), that slows down your heart to increase filling time. Basically, your cardiac output is so low that blood doesn't get to your brain and you pass out.
Its a crazy phenomenon and I'm kind of proud of it.
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