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CU Medallion [53488]
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Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 10:35 AM
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Been married 47yrs, been together 53. I asked my wife to throw me something to write on and here's what I get....should I be worried?
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Legend [17631]
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 10:37 AM
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She thought you asked for toilet paper.
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All-In [49122]
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 10:39 AM
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Well played Hawk. Well played.
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:33 AM
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She thought you asked for toilet paper.
LOL! Right where my mind went. Write on, wipe on, I can see the mixup. I think y’all are solid.
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Heisman Winner [136358]
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That and/or she is trying to get rid of the crap without
Aug 23, 2021, 10:55 AM
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wasting it.
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Oculus Spirit [79006]
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took home a souvenir cup
Aug 23, 2021, 11:07 AM
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from Willy Brice 2 years ago
it is great for multiple tasks!
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Orange Blooded [2420]
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Re: took home a souvenir cup
Aug 23, 2021, 6:29 PM
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Pee cup by the bed or when camping out?
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CU Medallion [51579]
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Always keep a cup in your car for when you’re stuck in traffic***
Aug 23, 2021, 8:30 PM
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Re: took home a souvenir cup
Aug 24, 2021, 11:08 AM
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Like a Pit stop on the side of the road, they make do for a one time portable rest room stop, then discard at the next trash bin!!!
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:05 AM
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I'll tell like this, me and my wife haven't even known each other for as long as you and yours have been married. And it's a fact that she don't care anything about sports in anyway shape or form, but she wouldn't have ever brought anything like that into our home, not even as a prank!!!
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:18 AM
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Fire starter
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:20 AM
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Better question is how did It get into your house ?
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gag Christmas gift?***
Aug 23, 2021, 11:40 AM
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Re: gag Christmas gift?***
Aug 23, 2021, 11:59 AM
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That would make one gag.
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Re: gag Christmas gift?***
Aug 24, 2021, 11:15 AM
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If someone gives you something like that for a gag gift, give it back next year with their life time record against Clemson printed on it, and with their life time sec record printed on it!!!! You won't ever get another one!!!
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 3:33 PM
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Probably the same way that kind of thing gets in our house...she's a Gamecock fan!
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:28 AM
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Were you holding a crayon?
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 11:40 AM
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Is that the list of coot accomplishments?
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She probably knows
Aug 23, 2021, 11:45 AM
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That anything you need to write down isn’t of any importance,
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 3:55 PM
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The question after that merciless action is -- "Do you want a divorce"?
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Nah!
Aug 23, 2021, 6:42 PM
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She just wants a good old fashion beating!
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Re: Nah!
Aug 24, 2021, 11:19 AM
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Bingo
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 6:55 PM
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uofsc law school text book maybe???
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She dun got the COVID and it’s messing her mind up***
Aug 23, 2021, 7:40 PM
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 23, 2021, 8:42 PM
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Throw er back!!! Too many fish in the sea ??
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Tell her to stay out of the SCar bargain section at Goodwill...***
Aug 24, 2021, 1:55 PM
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maybe she heard wipe instead of write***
Aug 24, 2021, 2:04 PM
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Did you Enunciate properly? She may have thought you
Aug 24, 2021, 8:13 PM
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said "something to wipe with", not "something to write on".
If it wasn't that, it Shirley is a warning of Dire Things Ahead.
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 25, 2021, 6:57 AM
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Must have bumped her head
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Re: Does she want a divorce
Aug 25, 2021, 7:13 AM
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Target practice or better yet send letters to former coach Muskdog addressed to attention Kirby Smart on how to make the Coots team better in recruiting, passing, running, winning & etc signed Beamer....
That would be funny watching those roll in!
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