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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Fooding at Work Kweshions
May 20, 2021, 1:21 PM
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Whale I guess the first juan is more of a complain than kweshion. So we's have a sign in our work kitchen that says no dirty dishes in the sink. Some cocksmokers think "OK, I'll just put my bowl hear and drizzle some dish soap and pour water in it and leave it there since it's clean" Just so you know. When I wash my filthy hands from doing filthy things, I get all that filth water in your bowl on porpoise.
Onto the kweshion. So I's have a mustard bottle I keep to put mustard on foods like sammichs and whatnot, but some buttfuck has been using mine. I know because I ALWAYS shake the sawce down and then squeez so that no air gets in there. I keep opening it and a tiny mustard splosion goes off from when the buttfuck just squeezes as hard as they can to get out the sawce before shaking the goodness down. So how do I serve up justice? Will bleach eat through a recylable plastic #2? Doesn't it have to be in a like #7 type or something?
HALP JOUNG HAAAAAALP
For my troubles
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Easy
May 20, 2021, 1:25 PM
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Store at desk, no need to refrigerate.
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Re: Easy
May 20, 2021, 1:28 PM
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I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the image or myself, right now.
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I know right?
May 20, 2021, 8:43 PM
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Man I really wanna see her rub that ketchup in her pubes.
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If she got some dried up mustard up in
May 20, 2021, 1:31 PM
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that crevice, it would look a little bit like diseased, chunky discharge
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But man, how great would it taste?!
May 20, 2021, 1:32 PM
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What a great furburger!
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She doesn't have any.***
May 20, 2021, 2:51 PM
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Re: Easy
May 20, 2021, 1:30 PM
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More of a mayonaise guy?***
May 20, 2021, 1:34 PM
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Don't use bleach. Use wasabi sauce and
May 20, 2021, 1:26 PM
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color it yeller
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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They's a wasabi sauce?
May 20, 2021, 1:31 PM
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I've only ever seen it in the green turds on sushi plates. NEways I'm too lazy to color it though.
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Oculus Spirit [79006]
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it is just horseradish dyed green
May 20, 2021, 1:49 PM
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get horseradish and dye it yellow
real wasabi really does not exist much in the US of A
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One can only assume that true wasabi comes from the
May 20, 2021, 2:48 PM
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secretions of a sasquatch.
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Laxative mixed in with mustard would make for some
May 20, 2021, 1:27 PM
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workday entertainment. A couple strolls around the office in the afternoon might even reveal who the bandit is based on rapid duckwalks.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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OK, OK, I like where this is going. Juan problem though
May 20, 2021, 1:33 PM
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Already got enough ####### tryna take up my office stahls cause of all the new recent hires. Can't have my usually post lunch dihareah be ruined by fully occupied scat receivers.
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This one would be worth it.
May 20, 2021, 1:34 PM
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Remember, you're teaching lessons here. Imparting wisdom. You're an educator.
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You should install an Arlos security camera on the mustard.***
May 20, 2021, 1:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Can they be screwed into plastic #2?***
May 20, 2021, 1:32 PM
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you can screw anything if you're hard enough***
May 20, 2021, 1:32 PM
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I would say a simple booby (in honor of your GIF) trap
May 20, 2021, 1:41 PM
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He squeezes as hard as he can, right? Loosen the top and let him have all the mustard.
That, or chain and padlock to get extra petty.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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This is the simple (and most importantly cheapest)
May 20, 2021, 1:44 PM
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suggestion so far. JEANYOUS.
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Clay, hello and welcome to the the Jounge, first of all
May 20, 2021, 2:16 PM
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are you the Clay I work with?
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Butterface***
May 20, 2021, 2:07 PM
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