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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 1:48 PM
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Geoff Collins hits Waffle House hard, But once our receivers go yard For four or five scores, The ABC stores Will find themselves running his card…
40-6 Tigers
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 1:51 PM
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The DJ hatefest gets debunked - This team’s getting revved up and crunked To rise up elite And be hard to beat - The Bees will get smothered and chunked…
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Love the Waffle House reference!!!***
Sep 13, 2021, 5:32 PM
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 2:18 PM
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(A bit long and sung to their fight song) "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Atlanta Tech Across from The Varsity A Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech With a noble pedigree Like Gen .U.S. Grant I drink my whiskey clean And come this Saturday afternoon Death Valley will get mean. Dabo will bring his troops Much like Stonewall did And come early in the contest Brent will shut the lid We might get 7 but that could be a stretch But hopefully by 7 o'clock We will have a peaceful death.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 2:31 PM
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The Tigers are done, Pundits tout, But DJ is 'bout to get stout, The TDs will come, the Jackets will be done, Can't ever count Dabo's boys out!
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Beating Kennesaw State was A Thrill
Sep 13, 2021, 2:51 PM
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But The GT fans need to chill Venables is mad Skalski is bad Git skeered when they run down the Hill
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 3:17 PM
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The Jackets are missing their stingers. Their about to be put through the wringer. When Tech sees them paws And those sharp looking claws, It'll be time for some Death Valley zingers.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 5:31 PM
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These Jackets can’t do much to fight it. Our Tigers are gettin’ excited For two in a row. Let’s go watch Dabo Dump gasoline on ‘em and light it.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 5:45 PM
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Hey Nerds, it is patently clear-o That you won’t get anywhere near-o A win in Death Valley. That kind of a rally Would be like dividing by zero.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 6:16 PM
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You’re “hella some engineers,” But up there between your two ears, You’re missing the parts That have football smarts. You’ve been underwhelming for years.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 7:36 PM
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This week it’s Jawja Tech, So in rambles the wreck, Rambling into Tigertown Won’t be no playing around We’ll leave the jackets thinking “what the heck?!?”
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GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 13, 2021, 9:48 PM
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With pocket protectors in their shirt, Slide Rulz and protractors up their skirt, The bees will be gassed, As yardage is amassed By the Orange Clad Guys finding Pay Dirt.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2021, 12:25 AM
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While our defense is playing supreme But the offense just makes you scream But the Jackets in the Valley Is right up our alley To get our offense playing like a team
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2021, 2:39 PM
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A few of my nerd Buckhead friends Said, “Hog-driving Dabo pretends To know what he’s doing.” I said, “He’s renewing His license to kick your hind ends.”
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2021, 9:33 AM
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I like how the Ramblin’ Wreck, If it gets a chip or a speck, Gets all the attention, From paint to suspension, But football goes down straight to heck.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2021, 5:07 PM
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Hey Bees, if Geoff Collins is queen, Then, in this rhetorical scene, Are your players drones (no stingers, just stones) Or workers (nonmating womeen)?
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The bees won't put up much of a fight
Sep 15, 2021, 6:18 PM
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Their wings will be tired after the flight. The offense will click When DJ turns up the wick And the jackets will run home in fright.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 7:55 AM
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Back when it was Ol’ Granny Pawl, Teams had to change how they play ball To deal with the option. With Collins’ adoption, Y’all can’t confuse people at all.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 11:55 AM
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Us Jackets hope not to get skunked Still trying to get out of this funk It's a long shot to win I just hope we score ten Either way, I'm getting drunk.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 11:59 AM
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I hope y’all get shut out. It’s true. BUT, if your offense can punch through And break double digits, That’s more than those idgits In Athens could manage to do…
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2021, 12:11 PM
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This weekend we wave different flags Hoping to tear each other to rags But at least we agree It's better to be Anybody besides those inbred Dwags
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2021, 6:00 AM
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Please, Jackets - do not lift those weights. Exertion right outta the gates, Won’t leave you with strength To handle at length The trouble our 3rd string creates.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2021, 1:48 PM
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Tomorrow, it’s not about fleas Or ticks or invasive species - The methods employed Ensure we’ve destroyed Whole swarms of these ground-dwelling Bees.
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Re: GT WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 18, 2021, 7:49 AM
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We’re priming the oculus now, And later you’ll witness just how Exacting it works On insects and dorks - The ball gets kicked off, then KA-POW.
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