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So my wife serves me THIS on Sunday morning....
Jul 16, 2012, 9:25 AM
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and proceeds to blame the stove. What does Tigernet make of this??
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Oculus Spirit [94363]
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How long she been cooking?
Jul 16, 2012, 9:28 AM
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Cooking<1yr=wife doing her best
Cooking>1yr=might be truthful
You biching=no win
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All-In [27310]
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Re: How long she been cooking?
Jul 16, 2012, 9:31 AM
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Lol's....I snuck it to the dogs.
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CU Guru [1414]
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I actually like my Bacon a little burnt just like that,
Jul 16, 2012, 9:30 AM
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Please send it over!
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Re: I actually like my Bacon a little burnt just like that,
Jul 16, 2012, 9:32 AM
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I hate burnt bacon. It's like eating a flattened out piece of charcoal.
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110%er [6492]
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A good craftsman never blames his tools.
Jul 16, 2012, 9:33 AM
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Oculus Spirit [94363]
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^^^^ happily divorced***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:14 AM
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Legend [16460]
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Hopefully you agreed with her that it was indeed the
Jul 16, 2012, 9:41 AM
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stove's fault, especially that early in the day.
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Re: Hopefully you agreed with her that it was indeed the
Jul 16, 2012, 9:44 AM
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Seeing as how we has planned to spend the day out on the boat, I wholeheartedly agreed that it was the stove's fault and peace reigned throughout the day...but now she wants a new stove....
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Orange Blooded [3881]
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I see that she is a smart girl---she will continue to burn
Jul 16, 2012, 9:47 AM
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your food until you get her a new stove---just go ahead and get her one and be glad that she cooks for you!
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Re: I see that she is a smart girl---she will continue to burn
Jul 16, 2012, 9:49 AM
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Yes, I can clearly see a trip to Lowe's this weekend is in my future. Awesome.
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Re: So my wife serves me THIS on Sunday morning....
Jul 16, 2012, 9:43 AM
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Tell her to stick to sammiches.
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Say Thank You and ask for more...
Jul 16, 2012, 9:44 AM
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One day she will return the favor when you mess up.
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Re: Say Thank You and ask for more...
Jul 16, 2012, 9:44 AM
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A-men! LOL's....
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Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:45 AM
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so I guess you should have just agreed with her and blame the oven.
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Re: Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:47 AM
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If she put the bacon in the oven I think we might have a bigger problem here 
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Re: Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:48 AM
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It's bad enough she wants a new stovetop...but a new oven as well....laawwd no.
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Re: Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:50 AM
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Just hope and pray your cereal doesn't have hot milk in it next weekend....
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Re: Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:53 AM
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If you think the bacon was bad, you should've seen the grits....
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Re: Not maried but my dad said my wife will always be right
Jul 16, 2012, 9:58 AM
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Orange Blooded [2507]
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So I should agree with whatever she says?
Jul 16, 2012, 10:01 AM
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And life will be a lot simpler?
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You ABSOLUTELY DO NOT have to agree with whatever she says
Jul 16, 2012, 10:07 AM
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you just have to make her think you do.
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How do I do that?! Teach me your ways!***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:25 AM
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Oculus Spirit [94363]
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Choose your battles. Don't throw your weight around.
Jul 16, 2012, 10:29 AM
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Don't put anyone or anything before your wife.
Either all that or just use the rule of thumb.
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Oh. I was just going to nod and agree whenever she talks
Jul 16, 2012, 11:16 AM
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for as long as she talks and continually say "yes, Dear" and "I agree." and "You are so right" all the while have no idea what she was talking about.
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That's a good first step....
Jul 16, 2012, 11:50 AM
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but the hard part is making her believe that you're being genuine and sincere rather than condescending or patronizing.
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Options: Buy a new stove, cook your own bacon, or get the
Jul 16, 2012, 9:49 AM
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ready to eat kind. I have heard my mother blame over cooked things many times on the stove, and the last thing I would ever do is complain.
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Yea, that's she cooks it for me too! Mmmmmmm, good....***
Jul 16, 2012, 9:53 AM
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You are all missing the important question
Jul 16, 2012, 9:55 AM
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How does she look cooking (burning) the bacon? Many sins can be forgiven with the right look.
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Legend [19703]
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^has a point***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:00 AM
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Re: You are all missing the important question
Jul 16, 2012, 10:00 AM
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Actually, she looked pretty dang hawt....wearing not much other than a tank top....I'll leave out what followed after breakfast
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Re: You are all missing the important question
Jul 16, 2012, 10:01 AM
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I'm guessing what followed your breakfast isn't what usually follows mine....especially with coffee involved....
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the bacon is shown in the original post. It looks great!!***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:08 AM
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Grounds for divorce, obviously***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:10 AM
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She's hinting around that she wants you to take her.....
Jul 16, 2012, 10:13 AM
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to Waffle House for breakfast so she doesn't have to cook.
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Re: So my wife serves me THIS on Sunday morning....
Jul 16, 2012, 10:20 AM
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for some reason I dont think posting this here was your best move.
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Legend [17632]
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Especially if she reads Tnet.***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:52 AM
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Re: This Thread Should Win the Award......
Jul 16, 2012, 10:25 AM
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for best discussion ever posted on Tigernet. 
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divorce her now...she does not care about u
Jul 16, 2012, 10:28 AM
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nopt fit for a dog...pay attention
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^^gets lonely on the weekends***
Jul 16, 2012, 10:36 AM
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Deer Ridgeland Booster...
Jul 16, 2012, 10:39 AM
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I see one of these in your near future....
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Re: So my wife serves me THIS on Sunday morning....
Jul 16, 2012, 10:49 AM
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burned bacon is still bacon. how bad could it be?
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Re: So my wife serves me THIS on Sunday morning....
Jul 16, 2012, 10:58 AM
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Cook it yourself.
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If she sees this post, you'll be cooking your own bacon****
Jul 16, 2012, 11:58 AM
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True love has run A-muk!!!!
Jul 16, 2012, 1:10 PM
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N/M
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Buy her a ticket for Ladies Clinic-she'll forget all about a
Jul 16, 2012, 4:11 PM
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new stove when she sees the "hot" locker room!
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I think she wants a new stove *
Jul 16, 2012, 4:49 PM
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lol
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fire the wife***
Jul 16, 2012, 5:16 PM
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