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Rock Defender [54]
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If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 2:37 PM
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whose name isn't Steve Spurrier, who would it be and why? Bonus points for non-ACC & non-SEC coaches you have a good reason for bussin' in da mouf.
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Oculus Spirit [97209]
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This is an easy juan...
Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM
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Lane Kiffen
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All-TigerNet [12506]
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I'd beat up his wife
Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM
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Wait, what?
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All-In [36450]
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Misspelled "eat"
Jan 26, 2015, 2:50 PM
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HTH that helps
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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^^^lol..^^^^^No kidding.***
Jan 26, 2015, 4:42 PM
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Orange Blooded [3257]
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All-TigerNet [12506]
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Urban Myers
Jan 26, 2015, 2:38 PM
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I just want to hear him tell everyone he's a sore buckaroo.
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Team Captain [495]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 2:40 PM
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Paul Johnson....but then I would have to kick Walt's ### too!
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All-TigerNet [12506]
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Walt said that if Paul was in the UFC
Jan 26, 2015, 2:41 PM
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He'd be the heavyweight champ. And he'd have every sports bra company vying for his services.
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All-TigerNet [10402]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 2:41 PM
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I got to go with the Cuse Coach ole Scotty boy is a prick.
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Heisman Winner [138792]
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Don't let him "stick" it to you!!***
Jan 26, 2015, 2:43 PM
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Orange Blooded [2783]
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Will Muschamp
Jan 26, 2015, 2:42 PM
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He looks beat down all the time anyway... thought it would be decent of someone to give him a good excuse.
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 2:44 PM
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Chad Morris. Knock him out and drag him back here
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Heisman Winner [138792]
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Nick Saban if I wanted no contest!!! BC's coach if I did
Jan 26, 2015, 2:44 PM
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want some competition. I'm a bad man and I don't play!!! I quit school because they had recess!!!!!
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Nick Saban if I wanted no contest!!! BC's coach if I did
Jan 26, 2015, 2:45 PM
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My money is on the Chesterfield boy.
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CU Guru [1716]
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Orange Blooded [2034]
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You didn't say "current" football coach...
Jan 26, 2015, 2:48 PM
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So I'd go with Dr. Lou for obvious reasons, plus he's probably the only one I could whip.
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Heisman Winner [112851]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 2:50 PM
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Barry Switzer, I wouldn't even need a gun for this.
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CU Medallion [63673]
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Mark Mangino
Jan 26, 2015, 2:52 PM
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It would be like punching dough, and he would have a hard time swinging at me. I just would have to leap out of the way if he came charging at me ... Of course, he may pass out on the way.
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Re: Mark Mangino
Jan 26, 2015, 2:57 PM
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Tough one. Here's my top 5 in no particular order:
Lane Kiffin Bo Pelini Scott Schafer Randy Edsall Jim Mora
All A-holes. All the time.
Paul Johson maybe honorable mention but I've become pretty indifferent to his gimmick.
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Orange Blooded [4854]
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Ken Hatfield
Jan 26, 2015, 3:07 PM
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For obvious reasons.
Currently coaching: Randy Edsall; classless liar.
Side disclaimer: PJ gets an honorary slap to wipe that sourpuss look of his face.
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Standout [324]
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Woody Hayes
Jan 26, 2015, 3:10 PM
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I'd like to finish what he started.
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CU Guru [1519]
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Re: Woody Hayes
Jan 26, 2015, 9:20 PM
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This
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Urban and Stoops
Jan 26, 2015, 3:20 PM
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and for my "cool down" I'd go ahead and whip senseless: lead coot, billy l, Slumcock, class09, block 61 at same time - just for the #### of it
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Oculus Spirit [97209]
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Stoops? I like him. He slams the $EC at every opportunity.***
Jan 26, 2015, 3:21 PM
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Trainer [25]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 3:21 PM
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Brian Kelly
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All-In [28772]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 3:22 PM
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I do like that about him but he whines too much
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All-In [35206]
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SCOTT SHAFER
Jan 26, 2015, 3:32 PM
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Dude seems kinda chippy. I'd imagine one of us would grab a broken bottle at some point in time. #Softnosed
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 3:34 PM
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Butch Jones or Scott Shafer
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CU Medallion [68896]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 3:36 PM
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they kind of look like the same doofus guy
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Asst Coach [746]
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Brian Kelly of Notre Dame***
Jan 26, 2015, 3:35 PM
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110%er [5513]
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Dana Holgorsen
Jan 26, 2015, 3:36 PM
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No explanation needed
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CU Guru [1095]
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1.H. Freeze 2.Butch Davis 3.Jimbo Fisher 4.Urbs***
Jan 26, 2015, 3:45 PM
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CU Guru [1095]
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Butch JONES***
Jan 26, 2015, 3:46 PM
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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No bonus points for me.Me, Kiffin, Spurrier..in da Octagon.
Jan 26, 2015, 4:40 PM
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I'd buss 'em so hard it would black their eyes on their driver's licenses.
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110%er [5274]
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Butch Jones...
Jan 26, 2015, 4:44 PM
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Because I really think he sacraficed a chicken and sold his soul to the devil to reap the glory of being the man to change Tenn's program around..
That and the fact that he looks like a fckn retired Army Sergeant Major...and the fact that I hate that stupid look on his face...
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 5:12 PM
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Loser Holtz...Think I could take him
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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My money would be on you for sure.***
Jan 26, 2015, 9:34 PM
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Orange Blooded [2557]
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Sandusky. ......
Jan 26, 2015, 5:16 PM
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and I wouldn't stop stomping until he quit moving.
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110%er [7390]
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You said football but I gotta go w/ Bob Huggins;
Jan 26, 2015, 9:33 PM
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& he's only 61 so I'm not certain he wouldn't put a hurtin' on me.
But if I had the chance to get him in the squared circle w/ some folding chairs available, I'd definitely try ta get that m'fer in a piledriver then scorpion deathlock.
Effin maniac; there ain't a coach out there that's irked me quite like that jackarse.
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CU Guru [1099]
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Re: If you could fight one college football coach
Jan 26, 2015, 9:36 PM
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Mike Gundy.
Reason is simple- it would be a good fight. Maybe even PPV material.
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Orange Blooded [3902]
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Re: A four way tie between
Jan 26, 2015, 9:48 PM
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Dana Holgerson (Jerk) Kliff Kingsbury (thinks he's God's Gift To Women) Jimbo Fisher (Unethical-would sell his Gandmother's soul for a win) Urban Meyer-same as Jimbo Fisher
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Oculus Spirit [94496]
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I'm not into hitting someone.
Jan 26, 2015, 9:53 PM
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I'd use a 12g on ratboy though.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Scott Schaffer
Jan 26, 2015, 10:48 PM
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Or Urban
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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Since you took off Spurrier....
Jan 26, 2015, 11:39 PM
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Does Slurrier count? I think I could really do some damage to a drunk 70 year old with moobs.
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