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I have an honest question here about crappers.
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I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:16 AM
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We have private companies launching men into space. Chaz15 can tie your stomach in half with a robot arm. We can get 300hp from a 1.8 liter 4 cylinder engine.

Why am I still plunging my toilet to get a dook down once a week? This doesn’t feel difficult? It’s like they made the bowl drain opening to the 80th percentile of dooks. Why not just add an inch in diameter and make that 100%?

I’m not Andre the Giant. I have a pretty normal diet. Why must I sit on a throne that my extrusions are too beau coup for?

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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:17 AM
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Don’t be groce.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:19 AM
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Were you expecting a delicious pecan pie recipe

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:20 AM [ in reply to Re: I have an honest question here about crappers. ]
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When you saw “crappers” in the subject line?

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pecan pie?

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:21 AM
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I didnt say I was surprised

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:22 AM [ in reply to Were you expecting a delicious pecan pie recipe ]
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I just asked you not to be groce.

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back a few years ago when we redid our guest bathroom

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:20 AM
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because of the great Christmas eve toilet flood, we replaced toilet with a new one, plumber said you will never clog this thing unless you try. Can't remember brand though, so guess there are ones out there that are less apt to crap ###.

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This sounds like crypto investing

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:21 AM
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Too good to be true.

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crapto.***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:45 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


it is a crap shoot***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:46 AM
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Champion by American Standard is what we have


Apr 23, 2024, 10:06 PM [ in reply to back a few years ago when we redid our guest bathroom ]
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allegedly, it can flush a dozen golf balls at once. I have never tried, but I've never backed it up with a large dook either.

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And where is this splashless bowl future we were all promised?

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:21 AM
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Why in this age of modern technology am I still creating a #### splashback fine mist every time I pee?

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The good thing about winter is you don't notice when it lands on your pants

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:24 AM
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But then here comes shorts season and we are reminded again.



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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:24 AM
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Meet the Champion 4, the undisputed leader in high performance toilets. With the industry's widest 2 3/8" trapway and 4" flush valve, it created a plunger free world for homeowners and virtually eliminated clogged toilet call backs for plumbers. The Champion will move a mass 70% larger than the industry standard. It achieves the highest bulk removal rating of 1,000 grams and will even flush a bucket of golf balls! Which means you can flush with confidence and never worry about plunging a toilet again. Did you ever wonder if there was something that could keep the streaking in your toilet bowl from happening? Well there is. Our Exclusive EverClean surface inhibits the growth of mold, mildew and bacteria that cause streaking and the unsightly ring around your bowl. The Champion 4's EverClean surface is a permanent fired in surface, so it's always working for you. The toilet actually stays cleaner longer. Which means less work for you. The Champion 4 also comes with the most comprehensive warranty. The toilet and the tank parts are covered for 10 years. That's 9 years more than many other brands. Now that's worry free living.






https://www.americanstandard-us.com/innovations/no-plunge-toilets

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I hope this is real.

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Apr 29, 2023, 12:30 AM
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Don’t be playing with my emotions.

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Has a website link and everything

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:30 AM
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It's on the internet, sooooo..........you know.

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MauldinT, where are you???


jeebus.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:48 AM [ in reply to I hope this is real. ]
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Look at the veins on this throbgobblin.



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: jeebus.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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here's a review of the Champion 4

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:40 AM [ in reply to Re: I have an honest question here about crappers. ]
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it's all in the valve apparently.


Hingeless And Largest Flush Valve
American Standard 3280.040-0070A 4-Inch Flush Valve Assembly
The 4″ non-adjustable, piston action Accelerator flush valve is the source of flushing power for this American Standard Champion 4 toilet. Unlike the standard 2 or 3-inch hinged-flapper valve, the flushing power is phenomenal. Without the hinge, it provides no obstruction and allows a lot more water to flow into the bowl, which is desirable.

The large water volume results in a high flow rate which offers the inertia power to set the bulk waste in motion towards the trap hole. This water power is further optimized through the siphon jet channel located opposite the trap outlet. It serves to push the solid waste into the trapway and provide the leverage for the siphon to drain out everything in the bowl effortlessly. ]/i]



https://toiletfound.com/american-standard-champion-4-toilet/

https://blog.fosketts.net/2012/07/31/review-american-standards-champion-4-toilet-flushes/

Valve on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/American-Standard-3280-040-0070A-Assembly-Champion/dp/B00263YXYI/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ref_=nav_ya_signin&&linkCode=sl1&tag=tfreviews-20&linkId=2bb945fbf6e92f01a1bf87fbc3ac3fe2&language=en_US

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Scooter knows shyatt.********


Apr 24, 2024, 10:35 AM [ in reply to Re: I have an honest question here about crappers. ]
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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:24 AM
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Sounds like you need to double flush

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:25 AM
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Maybe the amount of water flow is your problem, and not hole diameter?

Also, urinals should be standard in any new bathroom being built. When we redo our bathroom I'm 100% putting a urinal in.

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###### bum, now you've pushed the finishing date on the addition back


Apr 23, 2024, 1:21 PM
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3 more months


Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®


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I like your funny words magic man


Don't underestimate the power of the poop. And

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:26 AM
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quit laying them in there sideways.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


Yeah, I have a terrible hook on my drives.***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:28 AM
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Curtis E. Flush brah.***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:29 AM
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You forgot to tag him.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:34 AM
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Curtis_C_Flush

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New fangled terlit

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:34 AM
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https://youtu.be/gaWDH16SqVs?si=F9Zw-BMPn41yQuyQ

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For serious question

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:38 AM
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How do you flush? Do you drop the handle and let it go and walk away? "Proper" flushing technique is to hold the handle down all the way until all water leaves the bowl, and then the bowl starts refilling. That is the time to let go of the handle. If you are not doing this, give it a try.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Plunging once per week?

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:40 AM
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Something ain't right here. I'm thinking you have water pressure issues or some sort of semi-clogged something somewhere, maybe the in the pipe that the shid travels in to leave the house or something.

Or maybe something up in the terlit.

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Mayhaps his bhole is too girthy?***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:47 AM
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Butt plugs will do that. So makes sense***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:50 AM
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I haven't had to plunge a toilet since I moved into this place

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM [ in reply to Plunging once per week? ]
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1.5 years ago.

The only time I ever had to plunge a toilet before that was when *someone* flushed a bunch of "flushable wipes" (that STILL aren't flushable @wilbur82®
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Samesies. Especially my upstairs en suite crapper. Thing is worthless.***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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You need to install a macerator***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:51 AM
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or eat more fiber***

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:52 AM
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miralax in coffee = softer pewps ie no clogs. problem solved.

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:53 AM
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oh, one more thing -
groce.

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


You realize that on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Costanza

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Apr 23, 2024, 10:59 AM
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created an app showing the best toilets in the city, made a bundle, and lost it to Madoff.

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Do they come in commercial grade?.

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:17 AM
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You may have to come off that wallet.

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You need you a pressure assist toilet.

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:21 AM
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It will blow the poop apart when you flush it down.

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This one comes with speakers and ambient lighting

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:23 AM
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So you can see remnants of last nights dinner in a relaxing blue back light

https://www.amazon.com/Kohler-30754-PA-HB1-K-30754-PA-HB1-Comfort-Height/dp/B0BYGNTRP8?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A37Z7NHR3PTBT3

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Id like an old Johnstone toilet

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:34 AM
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That sounds like the Concorde taking off when you flush it.

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$265 at build .com

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:37 AM
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https://www.build.com/product/summary/877237?uid=2235869&jmtest=gg-gbav2_2235869&inv2=1&&source=gg-gba-pla_2235869!c1709211079!a66228123265!dc!ng&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI98ej99TYhQMVkDXUAR0VnwsYEAQYCyABEgJ1H_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

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Thats probably some new water saver model.

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Apr 23, 2024, 12:15 PM
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The old ones could empty the reflection pond with 10 flushes

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Those toilets are only safe for youth to use.

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:39 AM [ in reply to Id like an old Johnstone toilet ]
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If somebody our age used one and flushed before standing they might just get castrated.

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It could suck your colon clean out and down the drain***

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:41 AM
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undignified way to go.***

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Apr 23, 2024, 11:43 AM
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I already have that installed


Apr 23, 2024, 1:22 PM [ in reply to You need you a pressure assist toilet. ]
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I like your funny words magic man


TIL

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Apr 23, 2024, 12:18 PM
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Obed is a Viking.



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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 12:33 PM
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We've regressed. Grandpa had a solution that could handle a cable the size of a tree trunk




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When we had outhouses, did it all go into a barrel or container that someone

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:15 PM
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had to empty, or did you dig a hole, then move the outhouse to a new hole every so often?

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#2, so to speak (snicker)***

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:17 PM
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MauldinT, where are you???


Re: When we had outhouses, did it all go into a barrel or container that someone

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:38 PM [ in reply to When we had outhouses, did it all go into a barrel or container that someone ]
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Both solutions it work so it just depended on the situation, I've been told.

My clan had enough space that they could dig a new hole and move the outhouse, according to the old timers. If space was limited though, I guess you had to find a spot to shovel out the new fertilizer into the yard somewhere.

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I don't know what anybody else said, but we have these bad boys in the


Apr 23, 2024, 12:44 PM
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house. Neither have clogged. Drawback is I have to go to TMS solutions to get parts for it. I've replaced the gasket between tank and bowl as well as all the innards in both.

https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/cimarron-comfort-height-two-piece-elongated-1-28-gpf-chair-height-toilet-31621

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I have that in the half bath.


Apr 23, 2024, 2:08 PM
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Yes, I’ve clogged it.

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Color me impressed.***


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Is this old school swirl flush style or new school empty everything now style


Apr 23, 2024, 1:23 PM
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I have two of the new empty everything now style and they rarely clog. I mean like maybe twice a year.

The swirl one clogs constantly.

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I like your funny words magic man


Do you not just use the Poop Knife?

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:25 PM
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#JustOldRedditThings

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For reference


Apr 23, 2024, 1:26 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/

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Re: I have an honest question here about crappers.

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:43 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

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What make & model . . . and most importantly - YEAR - of your terlit ?

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Apr 23, 2024, 1:56 PM
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You need to upgrade to a comfort height+, elongated Champion 4.

Otherwise - renew your plunger repeat order on Amazon.


ywia

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


The champion 4 seems to be the lunge winner.***


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Its like a 4 year old comfort height elongated Kohler


Apr 23, 2024, 2:31 PM [ in reply to What make & model . . . and most importantly - YEAR - of your terlit ? ]
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That cost more than the friggin Champoin that I should have bought. Live and learn.

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I put a new one in about a year ago...


Apr 23, 2024, 4:36 PM
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low flow, etc. But according to the box, you can flush a dozen pool balls down that thing - and it has never stopped up since I put it in. Not once.

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That would reduce the velocity of the water exiting the bowl.


Apr 23, 2024, 6:33 PM
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You'd have to flush three+ times.

signed,
caveman

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About 2 years ago i clogged a toilet and the #### flapper got stuck


Apr 24, 2024, 11:18 AM
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which proceeded to flood my entire house while I slept. I vowed never again and replaced all toilets in my house with this bad boy. Will not overflow no matter how much crap you put in it. Also seems to resist clogging pretty well.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Penguin-Toilets-2-pc-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Elongated-Toilet-with-Patented-Overflow-Protection-Technology-in-White-with-Seat-524/205081701

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