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Legend [16383]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 12:23 PM
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The turnover chain is so rusted -
Its mojo could never be trusted,
And now it’s a joke.
Hey, Hurricane folk -
Your butts, yet again, will get busted.
TIGERS 38 CANES 10
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All-TigerNet [11106]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 12:48 PM
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They said "The U" was back with Cristobal
A hired gun brought in to coach foot-o-ball;
They gave certain players some big money
Some even got free nights with a Honey;
But on the field the results were nothing short of a de-ball-in.
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Oculus Spirit [79613]
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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 12:54 PM
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By ground or by air, choose which one you druther.
And bring all of your misguided brothers!
We’re gonna spank that äss
By run or by pass
‘til you’re “blue on one side, black on the other!!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 1:10 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Miami sux
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 1:28 PM
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An ibis’s legs are quite skinny.
I wonder, if tackles are many
And yardage is few,
Would they break in two?
Come Saturday, we’ll test ‘em plenty…
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 2:05 PM
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When Cristobal walks on field,
“Realities” will be revealed
About just how bad
The Canes’ “football dad”
Has failed his “great coaching” to wield.
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All-TigerNet [10782]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 2:09 PM
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there once was a man named mcbass whose ##### were made out of brass when they clanked together they played stormy weather and sparks shot out of his ###. dedicated to mario cristoball.
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Legend [16383]
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 14, 2022, 5:02 PM
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The prison is calling you, fellas.
At least there, you wouldn’t be jealous
Of teams with upside,
With skills, and with pride.
They’re equals - the lazy, the zealous.
#convicts
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2022, 5:53 AM
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The Coots have six wins! That’s a trip
To some kinda bowl! We can rip
On chickens for fun,
But not ev’ryone
Earns bathing in Miracle Whip.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2022, 5:59 AM
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The glimmers of prowess are there -
Run Shipley, then go to the air
Where Briningstool’s waiting
Or Williams is baiting
A DB. They’re quite a good pair.
LIGHT EM UP, COACH
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 16, 2022, 2:20 PM
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If Shipley’s your defensive focus,
I’ll bet we apportion the locus
Of running the ball
To Mafah - we call
Him up when teams try thus to yoke us.
He is planning to hit you in the mouth very, very hard, Canes.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 16, 2022, 2:24 PM
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Let’s take a quick moment to thank
The folks who are Miami’s bank -
They let NIL
And “swaggerers” tell
Them how to play ball. Now they stank.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 17, 2022, 8:01 PM
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The Cristobal era, quite clearly,
Has not become one which is merely
A tad underwhelming -
Thus far, with him helming,
They’ve taken on Duke…and paid dearly.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2022, 6:33 AM
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A hurricane’s quite a disaster.
The irony is you’ll move faster
Than storms over seas,
But fall to your knees -
The Tigers will still be your master.
The master of disaster, that is.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2022, 6:36 AM
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The Oculus says it’s ok
For Frank Howard Field to repay
These convicts their due -
Great pain will ensue
On “Tigers maul Ibises” day.
That day is tomorrow, Canes.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2022, 8:57 AM
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I interviewed folks on South Beach
To see if the fans there could teach
Some good Cane traditions,
But all my petitions
Were met with “Go Dolphins” from each.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2022, 9:20 AM
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A hurricane is forecast for Death Valley
The Tigers await in the Alley
The storm it turns out, is only a spout
Unsurmountable lead by the Tigers is Tallied
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Legend [16383]
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2022, 9:19 AM
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The weather man says to take care -
A Hurricane’s gonna be there
That’s mean and uncouth,
But here’s the real truth:
That’s Cristobal blowing hot air.
Won’t be long now, Canes. Better choose the thicker butt pad to brace for yer whoopin…
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