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A Clemson fan and a South Carolina fan walk into a bar...
Aug 21, 2012, 10:39 AM
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The Clemson fan says, "I'll have some H2O."
The South Carolina fan says, "I'll have some H2O too."
The South Carolina fan died.
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^^^Chemistry Major^^^
Aug 21, 2012, 10:40 AM
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Nerd humor at it's finest***
Aug 21, 2012, 10:42 AM
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What does a quantum mechanical duck say?
Aug 21, 2012, 10:53 AM
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quark quark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get it? quark? quack?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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^^Just raised the bar^^***
Aug 21, 2012, 10:56 AM
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Re: Nerd humor at it's finest***
Aug 21, 2012, 10:58 AM
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Rene Descartes is in a bar when the bartender announces last call and asks him if he needs another drink. Descartes replies "I think not" and promptly disappears.
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Rock Defender [54]
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CU Guru [1825]
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Two South Carolina fans walk into a building.
Aug 21, 2012, 10:58 AM
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You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.
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110%er [5249]
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Turns out it was a jail***
Aug 21, 2012, 10:59 AM
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At least he was disinfected.***
Aug 21, 2012, 10:58 AM
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a beer?"
Aug 21, 2012, 11:07 AM
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Bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge".
Nerd humor at its finest.
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CU Guru [1328]
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Bazinga.***
Aug 21, 2012, 11:13 AM
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double bazinga***
Aug 21, 2012, 11:45 AM
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Some of these nerd jokes are
Aug 21, 2012, 11:15 AM
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BORON!!
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke
Aug 21, 2012, 11:17 AM
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but all the good ones Argon
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Rock Defender [54]
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chemistry jokes
Aug 21, 2012, 11:19 AM
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are sodium nerdy
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Rock Defender [54]
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No one wants to play along? I guess we can just take
Aug 21, 2012, 11:28 AM
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all of the chemistry jokes and Barium.
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A wheel made out of iron?
Aug 21, 2012, 11:30 AM
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A ferrous wheel
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Coot graduate taking the MCAT ...
Aug 21, 2012, 11:26 AM
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Question 1:
What is Avagadro's Number?
Answer: I dunno, I think its unlisted.
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Orange Blooded [4789]
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Q: How did Avagadro die?
Aug 21, 2012, 1:19 PM
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A: His number was up.
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Coot climbs into bed with a hawt Chinese girl....
Aug 21, 2012, 11:27 AM
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she says "I wanna try something I hear from da other girls, numbaa 69"....
Coot answers, "So you really want the garlic chicken?"
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You people are Fluorine me with these jokes! Sulfur
Aug 21, 2012, 11:43 AM
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me no more, please....
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Re: Two physicists
Aug 21, 2012, 11:44 AM
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Hi, what's new?
e over h
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Ma and Pa Bishop grade that one an F***
Aug 21, 2012, 1:09 PM
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Re: Ma and Pa Bishop grade that one an F***
Aug 21, 2012, 1:14 PM
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Surely they're not still there....
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Sofa King
Aug 21, 2012, 1:20 PM
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Funny
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