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FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 11, 2023, 9:11 AM
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We’re working out all of the kinks,
And even though FAU stinks,
It’s gonna be useful
To be more abuseful
This week to get better, methinks.
TIGERS 48 OWLS 9
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Nope, NOT GONNA DO IT!
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Sep 11, 2023, 9:12 AM
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Re: Nope, NOT GONNA DO IT!
Sep 11, 2023, 9:23 AM
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A poet you ain't
Or so methinks
But I don't cry
Cause neither am I
Tigs 52-13
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Re: Nope, NOT GONNA DO IT!
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Sep 11, 2023, 10:36 AM
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Do not let acute metrophobia
And all of its ills triumph overya -
Unleash all your rhymes!
Don’t think that these times
Are wrought by your words. That’s myopia.
Wax poetic, amigo.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 11, 2023, 9:41 AM
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Duke is puke
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Sep 11, 2023, 9:50 AM
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Wake is Fake
The team I hate is NC State
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Re: Duke is puke
Sep 11, 2023, 11:54 AM
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“Don’t go to heaven in a red canoe,
Because God’s favorite color is Carolina blue.”
- Jim Phillips
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 11, 2023, 9:53 AM
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We've already played a basketball School
The game wasn't cool
the first half made me drool
lets make sure we rule
Fawhooo ?
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 11, 2023, 11:53 AM
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Your rhyme game appears to be strong!
Now, work out the “long, short, short, long”
As lim’ricks are written,
And you will be gettin’
Attention from chicks! I’m not wrong!
I live the celebrity limerick life. You can too.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
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Sep 11, 2023, 1:50 PM
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Death Valley at night is a terror.
I hate to be such a doom bearer,
But this weekend’s game
Won’t be quite the same
As others y’all play. It’s a scarer.
It’s horrifying to watch the scoreboard get so one-sided, Owls…
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 11, 2023, 4:51 PM
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At 8 pm Saturday night
We have one last chance to get things right
Thru 2 games we have meandered
It seems that Best is no longer the Standard!
47 to 16 Tigers 🐅
I will be there regardless.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 12, 2023, 1:53 PM
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Tom Herman has fallen from grace,
And when he walks into our place,
He’ll grieve what he’s lost,
Consider the cost,
Then watch his team fall on its face.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2023, 7:58 AM
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Consider the FAU plight
Befalling them Saturday night:
Get paid… at what cost?
Manhood will be lost.
Will blood money harm them? It might…
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2023, 12:06 PM
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Redundancy isn’t romantic.
I try not to be too pedantic,
But why so specific?
No one thinks “Pacific” -
It’s Florida. Yes, it’s Atlantic.
Repetitive redundancy, Owls.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2023, 4:13 PM
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The famously nocturnal Owl
Attempts to run Tigers afoul
On Saturday night,
But, guys, it’s alright -
That’s also when big Tigers prowl.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2023, 9:23 PM
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Shame Bringer heads down to the Hedges!
The Top Coćk’s big game plan?? He ledges
Their turf with his choochoo,
Spikes ice with some doodoo,
And pecks Ugga’s ears at the edges.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2023, 10:32 AM
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It’s Solid Or’nge Friday at last!
I feel like this week flew by fast,
But poor FAU
Won’t hold the same view
While we beat them down and they’re gassed…
Gonna be a long night, fellas.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2023, 1:55 PM
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There once was a man from Hong Kong
I heard he had a huge schlong
Win Clemson
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2023, 6:28 PM
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The subject you chose for your poem
Will draw someone out – programs show ‘im
As “B-Team JV
Assistant-to-Be”
Or simply “Coach Fran” if you know ‘im.
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Re: FAU WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2023, 6:38 PM
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I kinda think we're gonna win,
It's better than losing that's for sure,
Sorry for FAU but some gotta lose,
Good time Charlie's got the blues.
Clemson - A lot
FAU - not so much
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