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Rock Defender [54]
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Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:44 AM
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All this CFP and portal's killing the game existential heaviness is bringing down the cheer.
It's still just a game.
Favorite rivalry joke's to do with Aggies:
Aggie walks into the Menger Hotel bar, bellys up, and orders a Shiner Bock beer.
Guy next to him seems friendly enough so
he asks
"Where'd you go to school?"
"Yale."
"Okay. WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!"
What's your favorite rivalry school/team joke?
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:45 AM
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I only had to read three times to get it. We’ll done.
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:46 AM
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Well. Not we’ll. Stupid autocorrect
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: Would love to hear yours
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Dec 5, 2023, 8:22 AM
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I’ll borrow from John Boy and Billy. Why do Arkansas cheerleaders wear bibs? So they don’t get tobacco juice on their uniforms.
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Hall of Famer [24226]
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Tell 'em 16-7 coot. No one knows losing better than you.
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:47 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Yeah this joke is a little tired***
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:49 AM
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Sorry. But thanks for jumping in.
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Hall of Famer [24226]
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Tell 'em 16-7 coot. No one knows losing better than you.
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Dec 5, 2023, 8:24 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Are you a bot?
Dec 5, 2023, 9:14 AM
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All-Pro [689]
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Not exactly a joke, but my favorite bumper sticker used to be
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:52 AM
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"Honk if you've never won a bowl game"
Then 1995 WVU, "my sister-in-law's" school ruined it!
Although it was real nice riding around seeing those back in the day.
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Rock Defender [54]
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My other fav's a little crass
Dec 5, 2023, 7:56 AM
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You know youre getting close to aTm when you pull off the highway to pee and all the sheep start backing up to meet you.
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Head Coach [798]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:57 AM
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What is the difference between God and Coach K? God does not think he is Coach K.
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 8:22 AM
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Don't waste your one playoff shot in 20 years. You'll be irrelevant again soon enough
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Rock Defender [54]
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That's not a very funny joke.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:15 AM
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 9:09 AM
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The joke is use of aloud instead of allowed in the link
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: I think youre in the wrong thread.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:35 AM
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Not really its just the shock of it why would you do that and risk not getting your diploma. Vnadleism isn't funny.
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Rock Defender [54]
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I see. I remember being 18, though.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:43 AM
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And doing far worse things that risked for worse outcomes.
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Oculus Spirit [77013]
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Knock Knock.***
Dec 5, 2023, 9:12 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Have a feeling Im not going to like this joke.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:19 AM
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Oculus Spirit [77013]
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There was an owl involved in the punchline.
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:27 AM
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Had to do with Temples' most favorite thug.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Oh, I figured it was a "Who the heck cares what you think about anything."
Dec 5, 2023, 11:44 AM
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Kinda knock-knock joke.
Sorry. I bet it was a good joke.
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110%er [5683]
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Heres one of my favorites:
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:45 AM
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Coach Beamer dies and gets into heaven. God shows him his new house, painted garnet and black. However, Beamer notices a giant mansion that is orange and purple. Beamer asks: "How come Dabo gets this giant manison and all I get is a small house?" God responds: "That isn't Dabo's manison. That's my mansion."
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:53 AM
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University of South Carolina.
Get the joke? Pretty funny!
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Rock Defender [54]
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Some would say that's more of a punchline than anything.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:46 AM
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But I see where you're going.
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 11:51 AM
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Why doesn’t Florida float off into the Atlantic?
Because Georgia sucks!
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Rock Defender [54]
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There's a Texas version involving OU.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:56 AM
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The "because (state name) sucks!!!" joke always plays.
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Re: There's a Texas version involving OU.
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:15 PM
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Why does Bama put cow piles on the sidelines at football games?
To keep flies off the cheerleaders.
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Slurrier's joke about the fire in the Auburn library
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:18 PM
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that destroyed 20 books. “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.”.
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Rock Defender [54]
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The Visor deserves his own thread.
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:23 PM
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"Cant spell Citrus withou UT."
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110%er [9184]
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He sure does***
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:24 PM
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Re: Slurrier's joke about the fire in the Auburn library
Dec 5, 2023, 12:51 PM
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Best one I’ve heard on us.
Before the ‘81 natty game in Miami, some students decided to paint tiger paws on the highway all the way from Clemson to the Orange Bowl. They ran out of paint in Charlotte.
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CU Guru [1934]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 12:59 PM
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I hope this worked. I’m not really tech savvy! I saw this shirt while out shopping. Not really a joke, but still funny. It looks to be sideways. I must have gotten instructions from Spud!
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There is only one answer.
Dec 5, 2023, 1:00 PM
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Doo doo ice.
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