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Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:18 PM
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Nick Saban, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Crimson Tide flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity Nick, said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Nick felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a huge 3-story mansion with Orange and Purple sidewalks and drive ways, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Clemson logo flag waving, a swimming pool in shape of a Tiger Paw, a Clemson Paw print in every window, and a Dabo Swinney statue in the front yard.
Nick looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I led the LSU Tigers to the BCS National Championship in 2003 and the Alabama Crimson Tide to BCS and AP national championships in 2009, 2011, 2012, and College Football Playoff championships in 2015 and 2017. I became the first coach in college football history to win a national championship with two different Football Bowl Subdivision schools since the inception of the AP Poll in 1936"
God said "So what's your point Nick?"
"Well, why does Dabo Swinney get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Nick, that's not Dabo's house, it's mine.
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:19 PM
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Joking about anyone dying is not ok
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Oculus Spirit [82077]
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Then insert Bear Bryant, who is already dead.
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:33 PM
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It's a joke.
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Re: Then insert Bear Bryant, who is already dead.
Aug 4, 2023, 9:04 PM
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Snd it’s not ok.
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Re: Saban Dies
Aug 4, 2023, 10:21 PM
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true but no one gets out of here alive
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 5, 2023, 6:43 AM
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Good grief lighten up
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 5, 2023, 7:45 AM
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Get a life...it's a joke...like title 9!
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Re: Saban Dies
Aug 5, 2023, 8:05 AM
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😂😂😂😂
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:20 PM
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Not funny
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Re: Saban Dies
Aug 5, 2023, 6:12 AM
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Due to the title.
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Re: A bit of advise.
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:20 PM
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The joke is a classic.
Your subject line needs work...
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:23 PM
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That’s pretty good right there.
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:29 PM
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Good joke. The subject line??????
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LMAO!!!***
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:37 PM
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NOT FUNNY
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:48 PM
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Comparing the size of peoples homes!!!
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Re: Saban Dies
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Aug 4, 2023, 8:51 PM
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I thought Saban really died.
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I get it...
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Aug 4, 2023, 9:04 PM
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..HE's a Clemson fan!!!!!!!!! 🤗
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GOD gets it ~
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Aug 4, 2023, 9:34 PM
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Lighten uP, it’s joke!
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Re: GOD gets it ~
Aug 4, 2023, 9:55 PM
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Lightbulbbill says lighten up. That’s funny right there. What’s your favorite watts mr bill?
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Good Humor. . . . . . bad tag!
Aug 4, 2023, 10:01 PM
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Loved it! Very Funny! And, of course, God is a Clemson fan!
Maybe call it; Nick Saban when he goes to Heaven!
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Re: Saban Dies
Aug 5, 2023, 6:08 AM
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Great joke 🤣, needs a better title . Go Tigers ! ALL IN! I KNEW God was a Tiger fan!!🤣😂
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Re: Saban Dies
Aug 5, 2023, 8:15 AM
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I enjoyed the joke and appreciate your time typing it out for us. Though the subject line was attention grabbing it shook me up. Plus I saw this before my coffee.
anyway Saban is alive and the joke gave me a smile and a momentary reprieve from realignment talk!
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Beamer would live in the RV park at the bottom of the hill!***
Aug 5, 2023, 8:29 AM
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Oldie but goodie
Aug 5, 2023, 9:34 AM
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Lol
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Saban Dies
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Aug 5, 2023, 11:04 AM
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And he finds himself standing in front of the devil. Devil looks at them and sighs says "come on. Let me give you a tour."
They get on a rusty old golf cart and head down a bumpy dusty road. After a while, they come to a golf course with lots of weeds and dead spots. He said "here's the golf course, of course the holes are the same size the ball, so it's impossible to get less than a bogey." They travel little further, and there's some tennis courts with some saggy nets, and he says, "or you can play tennis, but the balls are flat, and everyone gets wooden rackets" They go a little further and see a square a building with darkly tinted windows, and he says, "and there's the cafeteria, they serve tater tots and square pizzas every day, with lukewarm milk." Saban is confused, he says "you know I'm not complaining or anything, but Hades is not at all like I thought it would be." The devil says "everybody says that, but in heaven the golf courses are great, the tennis courts are perfect, and you get a five course dinner every night." They continue along the bumpy path. After a while, they come to a small pit, and Saban looks into it and at the bottom he sees naked bodies, burning and screaming and clawing at the walls. Saban asks "my goodness what is that about?" The devil smiles and says "oh we just keep that around for the Baptists, we don't want them to be disappointed "
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