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Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 7:58 AM
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If they don't sign her up, their marketing department should get a "DUH!" Award for stoopidity.
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Re: Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 8:07 AM
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Well I doubt it! Have you ever eaten a Clark bar? Remember MARS bars didn't make a comeback when Bruno Mars made it big!`
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CU Medallion [65699]
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Remember when we tossed out ZERO candy bars for the Coots when Granny Lou
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Apr 19, 2024, 8:53 AM
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had his TOTALLY beaten season in 1999? 0-11 whipped up white candy bar goodness!
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Orange Blooded [4160]
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That was fun! I still buy them for the delicious memory of that game.
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Apr 19, 2024, 9:06 AM
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Zero bars will always remind me of that 45 to 0 beatdown of the coots!
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Re: Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 8:16 AM
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Those things still around? Never was a fan...of the candy bar that is
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CU Medallion [65699]
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I never was a huge fan of the Clark Bars either. They seemed to try and compare
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Apr 19, 2024, 8:32 AM
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themselves with Butterfinger, which as any peanut butter lover knows, is one of the greatest candy bars on Earth. So, Clark Bars were going to lose that contest, every single time.
I also consider SNICKERS (especially refrigerated ones) to be among the best candy bars. That also seems to match what most on here do when people talk about wimmins basketball. (SNICKER, that is.)
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Re: Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 8:43 AM
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That would make Jack Reacher a very happy man.
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Re: Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 9:24 AM
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Not necessary. She just signed a multi-million dollar contract with NIKE.
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They'll try and make her the female Tiger Woodly. Hopefully, though, there
Apr 19, 2024, 10:54 AM
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ain't no Billy Dee Williams SNL skit in her future. Lovely Liasons, anyone?
https://youtu.be/NC7iYyAl98g
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Wait, are you saying both have nuts?
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Apr 19, 2024, 9:32 AM
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It's important.
Also, $1 to a friend who shall remain nameless.
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Oculus Spirit [82114]
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You mean like a squirrel or sumthin?
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They been selling Squirrel Nuts all the way back to the days of penny candy.
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Apr 19, 2024, 10:49 AM
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I don't know how PETA never got involved in THAT mess. Being right next door and all.
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The WNBA is hoping that Caitlin Clark can save that sinking ship...
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Apr 19, 2024, 10:20 AM
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In the leagues 25-year history, the WNBA has never once turned a profit. While the league has experienced some significant growth and doubled revenue in recent years, the WNBA still loses in excess of $10 million annually. If not for subsidization by the NBA (roughly $15 million annually to help cover operating costs, facilities, travel, marketing, and administration), the league would have long ago folded.
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I doubt most people these days know what a Clark bar is.***
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Apr 19, 2024, 10:54 AM
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Never was much of a Clark Bar fan...
Apr 19, 2024, 11:01 AM
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I was more of a Three Musketeers, Zero, Snickers, Butter Finger, Reese's Cup guy.
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Re: Will the sales of Clark Bars skyrocket now that Caitlin Clark is in the WNBA?
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Apr 19, 2024, 12:02 PM
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I would eat one.
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