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So A Country Doctor....
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So A Country Doctor....


Dec 24, 2022, 1:26 PM

In a poor rural community wants to make a little more money. He comes up with a plan. If he can heal his patients they have to give him $20. If he can't heal them he has to give them $100.

He advertises this in medical journals and on the front door of his clinic. A lawyer sees this and thinks he can make an easy $100. So, he goes into the clinic and tells the doctor that he has lost his sense of taste. He asks if the doctor can help him. The doctor tells him that he can.

He tells his nurse to get the medicine in drawer 33. She brings it to the doctor, who pours a little into a small cup and tells the lawyer to drink it. The attorney takes a swig, gasps and spits it out. He complains that its kerosene, not medicine. The doctor then tells him that he is cured of his problem and demands $20. The lawyer reluctantly hands it over and storms out of the clinic.

The lawyer wants to make back the money he lost and then some and devises his own plan. A few months later he walks into the clinic and tells the doctor that he has lost all memory and asks if the doctor can help him. The doctor nods affirmatively and tells the nurse in front of the lawyer to get the medicine in drawer 33. The attorney utters that he is not going to drink this garbage, the same stuff he had be given last time. The doctor then tells him that his memory loss has been cured and demands
another $20. The lawyer forks it over and once again storms out of the clinic.

Totally frustrated, the attorney thinks he has the perfect plan and makes an appointment with the doctor three months later. He walks in and informs the physician that he is blind and can't see a thing. He asks if the doctor can help. Sadly, the doctor says that he cannot help the man. So, he
puts his hand in his pocket, pulls out a $5 bill and tells the lawyer that he can have his agreed upon
$100. The lawyer looks at the bill and complains that its not $100, but only $5. The doctor then tells him that he's been cured of his blindness and asks for $20.

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Thanks for the laugh!!!***


Dec 24, 2022, 1:38 PM



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Re: So A Country Doctor....


Dec 24, 2022, 1:56 PM

posts like this make the time spent on t-net all worthwhile.thanks!

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As my son prepares for the Step 1 exam…


Dec 24, 2022, 2:02 PM

…this practical wisdom will prove to be invaluable.
I’m passing it forward.

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Re: As my son prepares for the Step 1 exam…


Dec 24, 2022, 2:09 PM

Ha ha! :)

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Re: So A Country Doctor....


Dec 24, 2022, 3:23 PM

? Good one! Thanks.

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