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MVP [522]
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Thank you for being adorable
Sep 27, 2016, 3:30 PM
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I'm adorable. Text says so.
How do I respond as obscenely as possible?
"I'm gonna pump my cool whip into your maternal stank stream then stir it around with my BETTY CROCKER FONK MUSCLE"
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Tell her to give you a wink later
Sep 27, 2016, 3:32 PM
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with her brown eye.
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All-In [29076]
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I'm assuming this is a text to your lady lover that you want
Sep 27, 2016, 3:32 PM
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settle down with one day and if that is the case than I think that something more along the lines of "Aww thanks, but you're more adorable" would be more appropriate.
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MVP [522]
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What are you?
Sep 27, 2016, 3:32 PM
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GAYY??!?!?
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All-In [40384]
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1-800-FLOWERS?***
Sep 27, 2016, 3:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Sherri's berries?***
Sep 27, 2016, 3:34 PM
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MVP [522]
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All-In [29076]
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Well you could follow that up with something along the lines
Sep 27, 2016, 3:44 PM
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of, " but you know what would be more adorable right? Me FYRITP later tonight."
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Heisman Winner [136124]
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Just send a cute picture back.
Sep 27, 2016, 3:36 PM
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All-In [29076]
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Did you hack balm's work computer webcam?***
Sep 27, 2016, 3:44 PM
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Re: Thank you for being adorable
Sep 27, 2016, 3:39 PM
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I've resolved to only talk to women using binary until I receive pics from them. Or else it's just too easy, I need to challenge myself.
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MVP [522]
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I tried to get nekkid pigs last night
Sep 27, 2016, 3:42 PM
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But she said "I don't trust you with those on your phone!!!!"
If only she knew about WSB
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But, I would probably keep those for myself
Sep 27, 2016, 3:42 PM
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Sorry bros. She aint a #####, and that's the good thign about her
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Re: But, I would probably keep those for myself
Sep 27, 2016, 3:45 PM
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MVP [522]
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Re: But, I would probably keep those for myself
Sep 27, 2016, 4:00 PM
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Converts to Y Hke@òÞêäæ+cbFö?æÈ 7²0¼?
Speak English
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Re: But, I would probably keep those for myself
Sep 27, 2016, 4:19 PM
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send nudes
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Heisman Winner [138549]
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No, YOU'RE the schmoopie!
Sep 27, 2016, 3:39 PM
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#buttstuff
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Oculus Spirit [86394]
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This says you're adorable and so funny, haha!
Sep 27, 2016, 3:40 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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Careful bro, you're about 4 sweet gestures away from wearing
Sep 27, 2016, 3:42 PM
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pastel sweaters and being banned from drinking alcohol.
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MVP [522]
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I often reiterate that I
Sep 27, 2016, 3:45 PM
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"Drink beer, chew tobacco and talk obscenely," and that's not changing. She don't know about the cocaine. I can play her chess match if need be.
But I do NOT attend Hayes Carll concerns willy nilly, amirite RHTig?
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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Tread lightly young stallion, but if you truly love her,
Sep 27, 2016, 3:49 PM
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you're probably going to have to give up the cocaine/molly/mushrooms. Coming out of the bathroom all wild eyed once can undo months, if not years of acceptable behavior. The toilet may be a really bright white to you at the time, but she has no fuggin clue what's wrong with you.
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CU Medallion [66562]
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There's a Lakebum life story hidden here some where
Sep 27, 2016, 3:51 PM
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and I'm dying to hear it
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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I'll just put it to you like this (Parenting advice inside)
Sep 27, 2016, 4:00 PM
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Be real about who your children are, don't try to sugarcoat their idiocy in your head. Now, I'm not saying you have to accept it and let them do what they want, but realize what kind of person they are and the behavior they're capable of.
Because you might alienate your friends when you try to set up their sweet, innocent, child loving small town girl with your crazy af, god help him settle down, 22 year old son.
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MVP [522]
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I feel ya my man
Sep 27, 2016, 3:51 PM
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The hard stuff will have to be reserved for guys' nights (not bro camping) and I'll probably eventually phase it out all together.
Don't know if I love her or not, but I'm getting too old for that stuff anyway
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You know how I know you've never been bro camping, or on
Sep 27, 2016, 3:56 PM
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a proper vision quest?
Because, if you had, you'd know that Bro Camping is a drug and alcohol free environment.
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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Trust me, I hear ya
Sep 27, 2016, 4:02 PM
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Be skrong, you be real skrong.
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I would send her something really subtle like this...
Sep 27, 2016, 3:45 PM
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CU Medallion [66562]
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Heck to tha yeah
Sep 27, 2016, 3:52 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Ask her what her favorite drink is, and then tell her
Sep 27, 2016, 3:46 PM
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you like martinis with plenty of olive juice.
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CU Medallion [66562]
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You are in Betaville, population: you
Sep 27, 2016, 3:47 PM
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Prepare to be self-cranking exclusively, soon.
How about buy her flowers as a thank you ?
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MVP [522]
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HEY!
Sep 27, 2016, 3:53 PM
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SHUT UP
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Oculus Spirit [98098]
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Ask her for a tea bag, an Alabama steamer, a black bart
Sep 27, 2016, 3:54 PM
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and a golden shower for the finale.
See where that goes.
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