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This morning we purchased a Robotic Dog
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we were tired of having to put them down every 2-12 years, then of course following one around with a plastic bag is about as demeaning a task that pet ownership requires, so we opted for a non-analog pet instead. I imagine the technology will get better. This one reads all of the Clemson sports-related websites and provides me with talking points, and it is also an alarm clock and GPS. Travis is one of a kind, so do not bother looking to purchase one for yourself.
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You screwed the pooch
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:38 AM
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The technology is gonna make great leaps forward in the next few years, and you won’t have to stick your plug in him so often to charge him up.
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Do you plug it in next to your Prius?***
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:40 AM
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Re: Do you plug it in next to your Prius?***
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:47 AM
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Travis can fully charge a Nissan Leaf and still have enough to fetch me a quart of Burdon from the package store.
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Do you like your Burdon dirty, like your wimmins?***
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:52 AM
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Re: Do you like your Burdon dirty, like your wimmins?***
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:04 PM
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you even half to ask?
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Best to be sure before I ask about her younger sister.***
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:07 PM
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Re: Do you plug it in next to your Prius?***
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brings who's afraid of virginia woolf to mind.the young richard burton was mocked for asking for burgin.
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Re: So I'm Guessing It Poops Battery Acid***
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Re: This morning we purchased a robotic Dog
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:58 AM
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If he gets frisky with your leg do you worry about possible electrocution?
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Thanks for the laugh. That was funny as hail***
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:05 PM
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Re: This morning we purchased a robotic Dog
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:14 PM
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If he gets frisky with your leg do you worry about possible electrocution?
How about a static buildup with all the petting?? Is this dog even grounded??
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Re: I had the same idea once..
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Feb 10, 2023, 11:58 AM
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It kept dying on me.
Granted I did keep forgetting to feed it...
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Good news. Your "talking points" in the future should be
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:03 PM
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much improved.
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This better
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:05 PM
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Travis wants to know if she is single
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:10 PM
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tia
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Re: Travis wants to know if she is single
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:16 PM
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Single and not at all discriminating. She says Travis can bring a friend too.
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Lucky dog***
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:23 PM
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Careful, that thing will probably pee gear oil all over the
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:07 PM
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floor, and will prove to be un-house trainable.
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Re: Leaking lubricants....
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:12 PM
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But can he dance?
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Feb 10, 2023, 12:26 PM
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My orangie can!
~JKB
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Re: Found a new playmate for your dog.
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Re: Found a new playmate for your dog.
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~JKB
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i have a fat, fluffy robotic pu$$y
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Feb 10, 2023, 1:22 PM
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cat.
cood setup a playdate?
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Re: i have a fat, fluffy robotic pu$$y
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LOL! Good one.
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There is no way we stay in the Top 25, even,
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of Sports Message board thingys with this kinda stuff.
I'm embarrassed for you AND all of us right now. So long #1 . . . . was nice knowin' ya.
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Do you walk it with your Cherry 2000?***
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Do they like peanut butter?
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I may invest in one of those.
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Not my Travis
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his programming will not allow it. There is a Troy model, so I have heard...
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Was he modeled after the dog from Lethal Weapon II?***
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Yeah But Will It Do The Lick The Peanut Butter From
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the Scrote trick?
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