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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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"We're all family here"
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:24 AM
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We're having a meeting with all our CEO's, and the most recent one just said that.
How exceptional and amazing and incredible this team is for our great 1st quarter results.
Yeah, but still no raises.
Why do executive teams just flat out lie to employees? Is this in post MBA courses?
I feel like I need to shower now.
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How many CEOs do you have?***
Apr 16, 2024, 11:35 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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There are four in this meeting.
Apr 16, 2024, 11:37 AM
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3 business units, 1 holding company.
We got bought by one of the business units about a year ago, and I've seen a different CEO's for each BU. They roll through quite a bit.
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Dang. That's a lot of chiefs.***
Apr 16, 2024, 11:40 AM
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prolly why he didn't get a raise***
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:41 AM
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That, and they prolly do consider each other "family".
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:42 AM
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A family of high wage earning shot callers.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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The rest of the "family" are considered the inbred cousins
Apr 16, 2024, 11:48 AM
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nobody talks about. At least..that's how we're treated.
I was wondering how much this "meeting" is costing..just from their salaries. I did some quick math and just from those 4 we've spent about $35k in salary cost.
4 people, a little less than an hour. $35K.
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"It's a win-win situation." Why don't I ever win?***
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:43 AM
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You prolly aren't leveraging dynamic synergies for measurable end-goal gains.***
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:49 AM
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I'd like to think my company really is like family.
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Apr 16, 2024, 11:46 AM
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A crusty inbred West Virginia cousin-marrying family with a father that did time, a methhead older brother, a pedophile uncle, and a nymphomaniac cokehead sister.
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Tell me more about your sister....***
Apr 16, 2024, 12:00 PM
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You should hang around more RH Tig tailgates.***
Apr 16, 2024, 1:06 PM
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Heisman Winner [135641]
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I sure he meant the hypothetical sister from my post and not my real sister.
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Apr 16, 2024, 2:21 PM
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But if he did, then mad respect to a man that is willing to have his arm pulled off and be beaten senseless with it by a woman who appreciates violence on a scale that can only be described as "Tarantino-esque". I'm definitely the nicer sibling by a mile.
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It's a family tradition.***
Apr 16, 2024, 4:34 PM
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Maybe no raised for YOU?***
Apr 16, 2024, 12:58 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Definitely wasn't for me.
Apr 16, 2024, 1:25 PM
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Or anyone above the grade level below me. 50% bonus cuts as well.
They want people to quit.
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Interesting strategy...
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Apr 16, 2024, 1:43 PM
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I assumed all you had to do to get a modern IT person to quit was to make them come in the office.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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That would do it for most.
Apr 16, 2024, 2:20 PM
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We're prob 80% remote.
But if I could find another job that paid the same I'd leave in a minute even if I had to go in the office.
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Didn't yall go through restructuring like 3 months ago?
Apr 16, 2024, 2:49 PM
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or was that Obed®
I can't keep up with all of yall over the hill corporate drones
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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Yes,well almost a year ago.
Apr 16, 2024, 4:39 PM
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I joined a company in 2010..and we have been bought 3x since then. About every 3 years a new mega corp scoops us up, then commences to lay off people.
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Cuss him out and when he gets mad say...
Apr 16, 2024, 2:13 PM
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I'm just talkin' to you like I did my Pops when I was 17.
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