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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:37 AM
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Although you’ve been winning and ballin’, This week your trajectory’s stallin’. Our graveyard of stones Contains all the groans Of hopeful ranked teams that came callin’.
80,000 can’t wait to meet y’all in the Valley…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:42 AM
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Your trust funding built on tobacco, Demonic mascot that looks wacko, And basketball fans Aren’t wringing their hands - They know football’s bound to step back-o.
It’s in your nature. We’ll help you embrace it.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:45 AM
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When the Tigers Beat Wake, The team will surly Dance; But the question I have, Is will BC be wearing Orange Pants?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:49 AM
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A Tiger encountered a Deacon - The latter was gifted at speakin’, But sadly for him, Appearing all prim Could not keep his entrails from leakin’.
Gotta stop the metaphor right there, right @BuzzPaw?
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 7:58 AM
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Dave Clawson’s been smilin’ real toofy, But boy is he gonna look goofy When he meets our D. It’s going to be Like somebody slipped him a roofie.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 9:15 AM
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So here comes the pride of the Deacon, Bright smiling and lit like a beacon. But in his dire makin' His beacon is bacon, The Tigers have surfeitly eaten.
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Weak florist will hit Death Valley here soon
Nov 15, 2021, 8:00 AM
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Which is good since they are needing a prune. The Tiger defense will roar Hopefully the offense will score And the deacons will have the hurts until June.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 8:12 AM
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This game is a WAKE -up call, For Clemson, it's nothing or "all" It's not the last game But one we must claim If we are to rise or to fall! P.S. Just being truthful because if we lose this week, I don't even want to think about the last game)
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The injury bug gots the Tigs down
Nov 15, 2021, 9:52 AM
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As mighty Wake Forest ventures to town The Old Demon Deac His breath sure to reek strolls back to Winston with a frown
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I can dream
Nov 15, 2021, 11:56 AM
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The Deacons from Winston and Salem Thought they’d roll into Clemson and nail ‘em. But they never dreamed They would get their #### reamed When Shipley’s wildcat never failed him.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 15, 2021, 1:41 PM
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Your offense looks sharp, but we’ll dull it - Our defense will do more to cull it Than anyone yet. You’ll get quite upset - We’re gonna mess up Hartman’s mullet…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 16, 2021, 6:05 PM
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Dave Clawson just looks like the type Who’s country club’s stodgy and ripe, But when you look deeper, You see he’s a creeper Who stands up from toilets to wipe.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 17, 2021, 11:20 AM
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The volume we hear in DV Will quite overwhelmingly be Too much for each Deacon To hear Hartman speakin’ - He’ll throw more than one INT.
I see you gettin’ healthy, Booth…
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2021, 1:56 PM
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I smelled a faint waft of tobacckies, Then saw a starched polo and khakis, And knew in a blink, No stopping to think - A Wake fan (or one of his lackies).
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 18, 2021, 2:05 PM
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Don’t look now it’s wake Forest TNet says our O is the poorest But we’ll give it to Ship Deacons butts we will whip And send them back home the sorest.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:28 AM
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Some limp-wrist with neckbeard goatee Has given this poast a TD. Are you a Deac fan Or just a weak man Too scared to write poems with me?
*please don’t miss the purposeful irony of equating manliness with poetry - it’s intentionally self-depricating, chief…*
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:30 AM
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Tomorrow, we’re crankin’ up loud. Wake Forest will enter a cloud Of sound so intense, It dulls ev’ry sense And causes their team to get plowed.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 9:37 AM
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Once we have successfully killed The Deac’s hopes and thereby have spilled Their cup of libation, We’ll hear Dave’s oration: “Well, it was improperly chilled.”
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 19, 2021, 2:11 PM
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Our seniors do not mess around. As 80-some thousand surround, Our home winning streak Continues this week With their blood and sweat in this ground.
Great job, seniors. GO TIGERS
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I don’t want to sound like a meanie,
Nov 19, 2021, 2:34 PM
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But Dabo can sometimes be a weenie, But when it comes to beating Wake, I hope it doesn’t come down to a fake, That’s run by none other than Will Swinney.
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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 20, 2021, 10:53 AM
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Here under the clear autumn skies, We’ll plant a right hook ‘twixt the eyes Of Wake Forest’s Deacon. There’s no sense in sneakin’ - We’ll win. It won’t be a surprise.
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