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Rock Defender [50]
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worse thing you ever did in a restaurant or bar.
Jan 17, 2013, 2:30 PM
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CU Medallion [68127]
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Re: Please watch your answer if you are Rick Pitino
Jan 17, 2013, 2:32 PM
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Scout Team [155]
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Re: Please watch your answer if you are Rick Pitino
Jan 17, 2013, 2:39 PM
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I once played "You can ring my bell" 13 consecutive times on the juke box at a pizza inn.
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Starter [390]
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...or Ben Roethlisberger. ***
Jan 17, 2013, 2:41 PM
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All-TigerNet [10472]
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or the Alabama teabagger***
Jan 17, 2013, 2:42 PM
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CU Medallion [68127]
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Re: or the Alabama teabagger- he got 2 years in jail
Jan 17, 2013, 3:13 PM
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for that I saw recently. what a dummy
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CU Guru [1799]
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You guys are gonna get a kick out of this one.
Jan 17, 2013, 2:43 PM
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I was at a party in Athens Ga. A beautiful girl took my hat off and wore it around the party. A short time later the girl disappeared so I was hatless. We went out in downtown Athens. I had thinning hair so I always wore a hat. I found one to wear in my truck. It was my girlfriend's Gamecock hat. She went to USC and was actually Ms. Lexington. Ee went out and a bouncer starting talking trash to me. It got heated and I punched him. It spilled into the street, me against three bouncers. My hat fell off in the bar so the funny thing was that they thought they jumped on a coot fan.
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110%er [6692]
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Why would you wear a coot hat?***
Jan 17, 2013, 2:45 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Love how he shoehorns the "Ms Lexington" thing into
Jan 17, 2013, 3:13 PM
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his story.
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Rock Defender [54]
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TL;DR Got butt kicked for being a #####.***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:15 PM
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CU Medallion [51675]
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CU Guru [1207]
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Re: You got what you deserved for wearing a coot hat...
Jan 17, 2013, 7:19 PM
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AMEN
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Re: worse thing you ever did in a restaurant or bar.
Jan 17, 2013, 2:48 PM
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I got thrown out of Rick Walker's Bar/Restaurant before I got in the door. A buddy of mine and I had been out on the town one Friday evening in Fairfax, VA and wandered into Rick Walkers (former Redskin) Restaurant. He was standing at the front door, took one look at us and said you're out of here. Man we must have looked awful as we did nothing to provoke Rick.
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Heisman Winner [135833]
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I'll never forget this one time
Jan 17, 2013, 3:02 PM
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when I beat the living crap out of an obnoxious coot fan when I was bouncing down in Athens, GA.
Good times.
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All-TigerNet [10472]
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LOL, point***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:08 PM
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All-TigerNet [14283]
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I tooted once. I thought it would be silent, it wasn't. lol***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75860]
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Did it shake the booth?***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:04 PM
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All-TigerNet [14283]
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It was in a huddle house, lol, in athens***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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Roofied the wrong person***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:03 PM
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Heisman Winner [105802]
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coincidence, I stole a chicks drink that someone had
Jan 17, 2013, 3:28 PM
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roofied. Apparently roofies make your butt hurt.
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Heisman Winner [105802]
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Ate meat. That was before I learned MEAT IS MURDER.***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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TU, wish more people would realize that.***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:13 PM
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All-In [26968]
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Never been in a bar, but one time in a restaurant...
Jan 17, 2013, 3:05 PM
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I made a miscalculation and tipped about half of the 15% I should have.
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All-TigerNet [14283]
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OMG, that's so embarrassing***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:06 PM
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All-In [26968]
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The next day, I went back and made it up, double.
Jan 17, 2013, 3:08 PM
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I almost died of shame.
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Orange Blooded [4787]
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you have got to be kidding.
Jan 17, 2013, 8:11 PM
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i don't care if you are on top of the forbes 500, to be that butthurt about a tip that is smaller than someone says it should be is dumb- plain and simple. you have to take into account service,quality,timeliness,etc. don't ever stiff the waitress (or waiter), but figure in the services provided, and then give the tip. who knows, it may be above the uh,expected gratuity, but it can also be below. remember- you work for your money,too.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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When eating with people who don't know me well, I always
Jan 17, 2013, 3:08 PM
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like to ask "What's 8.5% of (total amount)?" like I'm some kind of one percenter.
I mean, who tip more than 4%???
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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Always tip $1 per person in your party***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:11 PM
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All-In [26968]
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Yes. Is that a problem?***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:13 PM
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110%er [5627]
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No, I just find it unbelievable .... Not sure how one could
Jan 17, 2013, 3:15 PM
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have never been in a bar ... whether you drink or not
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All-In [26968]
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Well, it would cause quite a global riot if I did.
Jan 17, 2013, 3:15 PM
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Most people expect the Pope to be squeaky clean.
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110%er [5627]
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Ha ... touche !! but you do wear a funny hat***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:17 PM
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All-In [32730]
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Just don't wear it around bouncers in Athens.***
Jan 18, 2013, 6:47 AM
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CU Medallion [51675]
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110%er [5627]
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guess you don't know Prodigal***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Enjoyed Five Guys***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:05 PM
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110%er [7831]
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That proves it. No more research necessary
Jan 17, 2013, 3:07 PM
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Wearing coot apparel makes you stupid instantly
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Oculus Spirit [75860]
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No, you have to be a dumb ### to put on coot
Jan 17, 2013, 3:19 PM
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apparel. Please keep up.
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110%er [7831]
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That too***
Jan 17, 2013, 9:19 PM
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Junkie [588]
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done rails off the bar
Jan 17, 2013, 3:14 PM
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Then #### in the bathroom floor.
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Rock Defender [54]
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom******
Jan 17, 2013, 3:18 PM
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Legend [16582]
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Big like a pickle.................................***
Jan 17, 2013, 3:46 PM
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CU Medallion [51675]
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Re: worse thing you ever did in a restaurant or bar.
Jan 17, 2013, 3:26 PM
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I can't even post the top 5 on here. (Some people here know who I am).
Message was edited by: clover65®
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Rock Defender [54]
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You Skype with Te'o ?
Jan 17, 2013, 3:27 PM
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tia
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CU Medallion [51675]
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Re: You Skype with Te'o ?
Jan 17, 2013, 3:34 PM
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No... but I did room in "New F" one year. If that is what you mean by F-section.
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All-In [26360]
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Caught my table on fire at a bar, then punched the guy next
Jan 17, 2013, 3:37 PM
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to me who complained about the fire, then punched the bouncer who complained that I needed to leave, he then proceeded to call more bouncers over for me to punch. I was evidently very offended that they were hitting me back. Then I punched myself the next day for drinking tequila. I never drank it again. This was in a club in Atlanta many years ago.
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Orange Blooded [2663]
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got a bit overly hammered and tried to feel my date up at
Jan 17, 2013, 3:55 PM
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bar. Fortunately, she was kind enough not to smack the crap out of me for it.
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110%er [6101]
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Emptied a can of MACE into the air
Jan 17, 2013, 4:18 PM
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Overcome with vapors but made it out along with about 150 other drunk patrons. Whoops.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: worse thing you ever did in a restaurant or bar.
Jan 17, 2013, 4:27 PM
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Beotch at Burger King in Charleston wouldn't serve me breakfast, even though it was only 5 minutes after 10 (they stop serving at 10:30). When I pointed out the fact that breakfast wasn't over until 10:30, she rudely told me "not today."
I ordered a small fry and drink, sat it down on the table, went to the bathroom and proceed to #### in the urinal.
I guess this is bad because I was sober. Of course, moany of you know I'm kind of a deck, so it shouldn't be surprising.
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All-In [36434]
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I Ate Out Heather Dinich Under The Booth
Jan 17, 2013, 4:43 PM
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I Forever Am Scarred From Giving Oral.
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Orange Blooded [4754]
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Pretty creepy to post something like that Pal.***
Jan 18, 2013, 6:38 AM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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In New Orleans for Mardi Gras one year of college
Jan 17, 2013, 5:18 PM
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me and a girl in our group of ten or so friends that went down there would take turns faking being sick when we had to #### and the bar bathroom lines were too long. The other would go in to "help" the sick person. Problem solved.
NOTE: This only works once per bar.
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110%er [7745]
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Watched the 2012 Orange Bowl.***
Jan 17, 2013, 7:07 PM
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Orange Blooded [3677]
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Me too !
Jan 17, 2013, 8:32 PM
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Good one
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CU Guru [1327]
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We have a winner!!!!***
Jan 17, 2013, 7:53 PM
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Re: Re: You guys are gonna get a kick out of this one.
Jan 17, 2013, 8:42 PM
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the girl with the dragon tattoo
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Orange Blooded [3974]
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Once went to Beef O'Brady's, ordered food...
Jan 17, 2013, 9:19 PM
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Then ate it. Smh...
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Orange Blooded [3974]
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4real. 21's b-day. TTT. Remember 0 after 9pm. Worst part:
Jan 17, 2013, 9:39 PM
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Made out with ugly large chick at the pool tables at 8:30 pm...my "friends" let it happen.
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Legend [19808]
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kissed a man who was wearing only a diaper
Jan 17, 2013, 9:31 PM
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(hey, he was "baby new year") 
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Orange Blooded [4693]
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My friend didn't want to wait in the bathroom line
Jan 17, 2013, 9:37 PM
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So he stepped into a small office that was unlocked and urinated on a computer tower. He was inebriated and barely remembers it.
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Re: worse thing you ever did in a restaurant or bar.
Jan 18, 2013, 4:50 AM
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Passed gas and blamed it on my wife....
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Orange Blooded [2772]
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To much Testosterone...
Jan 18, 2013, 5:51 AM
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Is a bad thing.....
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110%er [6985]
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If I answered this truthfully I would be banned from Tnet
Jan 18, 2013, 6:36 AM
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But, once some buddies and myself went to 5 pints after the '95 Clemson Carolina game ( a coot beatdown) to talk smack and pickup chicks in full Clemson garb. The smacktalking was easy, but not much luck picking up chicks that night. A coot chick bartender at the Elbow room did say it took guts to do what we were doing and gave us a free shot each. I'll never forget that.
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