10. Instead of waiting to the last minute to leave the Death Star right before it blows up, you leave while the battle is only three-fourths over.
9. You believe you should have won the Battle of Endor because the Millenium Falcon pushed off at the end.
8. So what if the empire loses? You're still part of the best star system in the galaxy.
7. You still have the bumper sticker on the back of your Tie-Fighter with the score of last year's victory at Hoth.
6. No matter how close you come to victory, you always give in and choke to the dark side of the chicken curse.
5. Even the Ewoks on your schedule are kicking your butt!
4. In the end, you always lose to a superior force, that always comes to your Death Star, kicks your butt, and send you fleeing early.
3. The superior force that defeated you wears orange.
2. After losing, you shout out "Wait till next Episode!"
1. Lou waves his hand in front of your face and says "It's the ref's fault, Gardner pushed off and we are not under investigation" and you repeat and believe what he said.
More:
So what if Leia was your sister. You enjoyed that kiss from her anyway.
"It's Obi-Brad's fault!"
You think Jar Jar bink looks like Cocky.
You think Mike McGee is feeding you Bantha PooDoo.
"LOUke. Search your feelings. You know it's true. Clemson is... your daddy!"
[ This post was edited by the author on Sun Aug 24 02:17:15 EDT 2003 ]