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The time when some commoner tried talking to me
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The time when some commoner tried talking to me

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Feb 17, 2023, 1:46 PM

Outside of my immediate family, I don’t generally associate with anyone who is not either a billionaire or on the way to becoming one. My security detail is really good at ensuring this, and I’m always so humbled and thankful they work so hard to protect me from the low-borns. They are loyal to me because I pay them well, and as long as they never make eye contact with me, they enjoy fantastic job security, benefits, time off, etc.

One time I flew Salt Bae out to my private island estate in Micronesia so he could entertain my wife and me with a butchery and grilling lesson before our midday pearl diving outing, when what to my surprise should wash up on my shore but a shipwrecked young man clinging to a piece of splintered wood! I ordered my on-site medical team to admit him to my modest inpatient facility to stabilize his vitals and heal his gut with kombucha. When I checked in with my physicians briefly the following day, the young man tried yelling something at me from the hospital bed, so I closed his room door and finished listening to his medical clearance report before ordering my coffee go-fer to drop him off in Palikir while he was making his daily helicopter run for my freshly roasted arabica.

It wasn’t much of conversation, per se, but I remember it vividly.


Message was edited with uncalloused fingers by: bdrechs®


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Re: The time when some commoner tried talking to me

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Feb 17, 2023, 2:14 PM

You’ve really built yourself up into something, huh Biff?

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As humbly as I can state it,


Feb 17, 2023, 5:11 PM

yes.

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Re: The time when some commoner tried talking to me

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Feb 17, 2023, 3:47 PM

was this before or after MUSC?

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Re: The time when some commoner tried talking to me

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Feb 17, 2023, 5:11 PM

After.

I dropped all those altruistic medical ideals and began identifying as uber wealthy shorty after learning about healthcare reimbursement rates.

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You trying to play in my sandbox, hoss?

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Feb 17, 2023, 5:51 PM

You still can’t hang out at either of my Avenue of Champions parking spots with my Range Rover SVR Autobiography and Slade Pilkington iii

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Re: You trying to play in my sandbox, hoss?


Feb 17, 2023, 5:55 PM

I just bought Avenue of Champions from the state of SC but I’m not gonna change the parking arrangements, so no worries.

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Re: You trying to play in my sandbox, hoss?

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Feb 17, 2023, 7:15 PM [ in reply to You trying to play in my sandbox, hoss? ]

What cheek to message him. You're lucky he was kind enough to respond to you rather than having you killed.

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Feb 18, 2023, 7:07 AM

I don’t have anything to hide except for myself…from everyone else.

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