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Re: Calling all adventurous Disney Adults
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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What in the actual ####????
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:09 PM
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Foist of all, that fugging laugh she does. You know she's one of those "Yeah daddy" types in the sackoroni.
But mainly, that dood.... I mean I get that he doesn't want to be with that girl, but I thought it was for another dood.
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Man, she seems annoying af
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Jan 16, 2024, 2:22 PM
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but would be great in the sack.
WOOD DEW!!!
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I generally give women passes on Disney stupidity. I mean some are just
Jan 16, 2024, 8:55 PM
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whatever. But guys? No mercy. That guy is fubar. I honestly think he is probably gay, and has a cleanup kink. And that's well, the only explanation that would make sense.
I pray they don't procreate, or her bull slides one past, and not that guy.
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Sad part is I know exactly what you're talking about***
Jan 16, 2024, 8:57 PM
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I've done Disney twice now with the wife. I did it because it had to be
Jan 17, 2024, 3:29 PM
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done. Didn't like it. Wasn't all that great, and miserable most of the time. TOTAL ripoff, but you bite your lip and do it for the kids, and by extension the wife. I get that.
But a husband and wife, without kids, doing Disney, AND the husband likes (or even pretends he likes) it as much as the wife, NOPE. Can't wrap my brain around that husband/guy attall.
The fact they claim to be swingers, just adds a dimension, but overall, same dude swingers or not.
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Re: Calling all advenpenisturous Disney Adults
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:51 PM
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Well great, now I can’t get up from my desk.
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NURSE!
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:53 PM
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I NEED A CLAMP, STAT.
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Re: NURSE!
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:54 PM
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Do you have any idea how thin scrub pants are?
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My wife says they're unflattering on her,
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:56 PM
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butt.
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I think I speak for us all when I say
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:58 PM
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We'll be the judge of that.
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YOU HAVE A STANDING INVITATION AT CASA DE JIMMY.***
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Re: I think I speak for us all when I say
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I like to size down my pants and pull them up high, get a really powerful moose knuckle on display. It’s a dominance thing.
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I absolutely HATE that I know this, but...
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:24 PM
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they make "funny" videos like this. I saw one the other day where they were touring Disney as a couple and it was VERY obvious that he is gay so I went to the comments cause that is usually the funniest part. It's all a schtick, pretty stupid one at that.
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Srsly..are they somehow monetizing this?***
Jan 16, 2024, 1:50 PM
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zero clue, I just came across it the other day
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:55 PM
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and again a few minutes ago. Might come across it again if she keeps laughing.
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I can't freakin tell
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:33 PM
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my boss for like 7 or 8 years would talk about her "girlfriends" pretty frequently and it was at least 10 yrs before I was like huh....I wonder if she is lebanese? AND SHE WAS!
This dood at church, 100 % flamer if you met him anywhere not with his wife and two kids.
My dern roommate in college who definitely had this awkward you sure you aren't ghey stigma to him, "naw, this dude tried to kiss me when I went to Furman and I punched him in the face" ok.
20 yrs later....
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So here's the thing about that married dude at your church...***
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Re: Calling all adventurous Disney Adults
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:25 PM
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It gets really weird when they bring Disney costumes into the mix. I was doing a girl dressed in a Minnie Mouse costume from behind once when she told me I had to pull out. I was bummed and replied that I might get it on her costume. Keep in mind, this wasn’t the WalMart variety Minnie costume. This was the real deal, all the way down to the big oversized yellow shoes.
Anyhow, she quickly replied that it would be OK if I got it on the costume and that I “wouldn’t be the first.” I immediately started thinking about whether the costume was dry clean only or machine wash, had it even been washed since the last time, does she wash the hat/helmet thing, can the shoes go in the dryer, etc. I was really losing focus and for a split second thought I might deflate, but I regained focus and finished the job.
It was all so taxing that I took an hour long nap and was super confused when I woke up to see a couple of dwarfs giving a back and foot massage to Cinderella. I don’t think she was going to let it go any further than that, so I left.
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Wait, was her name Jessica?***
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Re: Wait, was her name Jessica?***
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I really don’t know. She was so committed that she wouldn’t let me call her anything other than “Minnie” or “####### Come Slut Mouse #####”.
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Disney illustrators in the 90s would have a field day with that one.***
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Re: Calling all adventurous Disney Adults
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Jan 16, 2024, 1:55 PM
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Kind of like that, but in a really high pitch mousey kind of way.
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Re: a little dawn on those stains and youre gtg
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Jan 16, 2024, 2:01 PM
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Dawn or Resolve?
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Re: a little dawn on those stains and youre gtg
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Jan 16, 2024, 2:16 PM
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resolve for the poop stains dawn for butters creamy goo
yw
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