While there are those out there that believe I am behind a vast government conspiracy that stretches to the highest levels of power and is so intricate and omnipotent that no one has any realistic hope of unraveling it -- much less proving its existence to the American people... I am nothing more than the logical outgrowth of an insidious beauracratic system that is so incompetent, obtuse, and nonsensical that it cannot even define it's own limits -- much less it's objectives, obligations, and budgetary constraints. I exist, but no one can tell you why I am here -- or how I got here. I simply am. While I do not have infinite power, I do have infinite anonymousness and am not un-authorized to use unecessary corruption, nonsencial formas, and complete lack of accountability to protect my position and well being at your expense.