Dabo went down to Georgia, he was looking for a game to steal. He was in a bind 'cos it was a 9 point line and he was willin' to make a deal. When he came across this Dawg fan spittin' on a Tiger and drinkin’ alot. Dabo jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "You may be a redneck and the rest of your fans may be too, "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. "Now y’all play pretty good football boy, but my Tigers do too: "I bet a football of gold against your soul, 'cos I think we’re better than you." The Dawg said: "My name's Rowdy and yeah I eat from a tin, "But I'll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, 'cos we’re not overrated again."
Dabo rile up your boys and play your football hard. 'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the Bulldogs fold like cards. And if you win you get this shiny football made of gold. But if you lose, then Rowdy’ll get your Cole.
Cole Stoudt opened up the game and said: "I'll start this show." And fired a pass for 30 yards right in front of his unsuspecting foe. And he handed the next one off to Howard as he made an evil hiss. Then a band of Tigers joined in and it sounded something like this. When the drive was finished, Rowdy said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son. "But just because you scored 6 points don’t mean that you had won.”
Fire in the hedges, run boys, run. Clemson scored again and the dogs are done. Gurley on the sideline, pickin' his nose. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, Richt, no."
Mark Richt bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He laid that golden football on the ground at Dabo’s feet. Dabo said: "We’ll come back down you ever want to try again. "cause I told you once, you scroungy little mutts, I'm the best there's ever been."
Fire in the hedges, run boys, run. Clemson scored again and the dogs are done. Gurley on the sideline, pickin' his nose. "Granny, does your dog bite?" "No, Richt, no."